part 73 is waiting for the Great Pumpkin

[aphanon_meme]

Happy Halloween, everybody! I hope you have a great one, whether you're celebrating the holiday or just chilling out on a Saturday. (Or... Sunday... or... whatever time or day it is where you're at!) I'm very excited. :D

Enjoy part 73, and watch out for the monsters!

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Comments

[anonymous]

[...]

[sits in a corner, picking at teeth]

Sneering all the time is tiring.

[bake_einsamcake]

[sneaks up with a crucifix in hand and garclic around his neck]

How do you kill dazzling vampires?

[anonymous]

Oh hi- you look really familiar. Nice cross you got there. Do you have any emo music on you? I could use some.

Not at all if it can be avoided.

[bake_einsamcake]

Familiar? How so?

Ah, thanks... Italien lent it to me.

What would you file under "emo" music?

Good point. Darn Twilight vamps!

[anonymous]

I think you joined a family of mine or something.. and then I got a really big headache too

[licks over pointy teeth]

Do you have any Linkin' Park?

[bake_einsamcake]

Do you need an aspirin? I always carry some with me.

[goes through his pockets]

Not on this player, I'm afraid.

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Um. Actually I want to issue a warning - you will not hurt anybody, will you? Because otherwise I will not hesitate to detain you.

[anonymous]

Hurt? Why would I hurt when they can all come and join me? And-

sparkle with me? Germany, do I dazzle you?

Will you stop corrupting me? I'm still dealing with last time's effects!

[bake_einsamcake]

[covers his eyes with his hands]

Cut that out; do you want me to have a seizure?! And no! I'm not that easily "dazzled"!

And you will stop assimilating other people! Asking them for consent is the very least requirement if you want to remain free to go where you want. Have I made myself clear?

10 sneers- recaptcha

[anonymous]

[runs in from the other side, in time to hear the last bit]

Bit hypocritical, coming from you, old boy. I mean, how many poor anons have been dragged to that basement in the name of communism, whether they want it or not?

Anyway, sorry I missed your briefing. For the record, tazers don't work against these things; got any stakes?

Oh, captcha.

[bake_einsamcake]

Ah, betanon. Good to see you.

Hypocritical? I don't think so. I certainly didn't drag anybody down there! Until a few days ago I hadn't even seen the basement...

[has a shiver go down his spine]

And anyway, it all happens under consent. I saw the forms.

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Alright, one more thing we can note down about the vampires. I have no stakes with me right now, put I think we have some left... maybe you can fetch them? But I really want that to be a last measure, only to be resorted to when nothing else helps.

Re: Oh, captcha.

[anonymous]

It's whistleblower!anon, actually. [pouts a little]

Where do you keep the stakes, then? And as far as I'm concerned, it's already last resort time. These things attacked Canada, you know. They're not human.

Those forms were fake, I'd bet my tazer on it [scowls]

[bake_einsamcake]

What? But... okay, where and when did you get your tazer back? Because I am pretty sure I disarmed you the last time we met. And when we spoke yesterday betanon has a tazer as well. Don't say you wouldn't be confused if you were in my place.

[is embarassed non the less; fumbles with his jacket sleeves]

The stakes are in my office safe; I thought that would be a safe place. Here are the keys.

[hands them over, looking anon in the eye with a "now-don't-say-I-don't-trust-you" gaze]

Why would Kanada fake these forms? He is a very nice person who surely wouldn't force anybody into anything they didn't want. Frankly I think you are falling victim to your prejudices.

Oh fuck I forgot that happened! >_< Sorry.

[anonymous]

It, er, fell off the back of a lorry.

I can understand you being confused; we all look the same after all. [is still pouting, anyway, a little bit]

[takes keys, raises one eyebrow in a 'are you sure you should be doing that' kind of way, and smirks]

Danke sehr. [terrible accent]

He'd fake them because he's been brainwashed same as you have. By Russia, probably through extreme violence as well as deviant sexual practices. I've seen Russia's methods; damn it, so have you! HOW CAN YOU BE SO BLIND!?!

[remembers too late there's meant to be a no-propaganda truce, blushes]

yes, well, I'll just be getting those stakes now...

No problem, this stuff gets confusing! <3

[bake_einsamcake]

... off the back of a lorry, right. I don't even want to dwell on this.

[sees anon's smirk and immediately has second thoughts about giving her the keys, but is distracted by the little anti-communist speech]

I have not seen any "methods"; I only met Russland once and he was very kind to me, and all I ever saw of our education program was... the basement.

[swallows]

And how often do I have to tell you that I have not been brainwashed? I would remember going through any violent or sexual acts...

[can't go on, already worried and red in the face]

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I expect you back in fifteen minutes. And don't ruin my order in the room, alright?

You obviously have a good memory.

[anonymous]

[shakes head and bites lip to keep from screaming at you again]

Righto. I'll try to resist shuffling your cd collection around or messing up your papers.

[walks off to find your safe and do a bit of discreet spying on the side. Any guns in plain view are going to be disappearing. Sorry, Germany, but my need is greater than yours, and isn't that how communism works?]

Only for unimportant things like that! ;3;

[bake_einsamcake]

OOC: Well, to be fair he was lucky enough not to be educated in the same way as the others. Oh, and you won't find any guns; if he still had any he wouldn't be fighting with a whip.

You better not. And remember, I expect you to report back in exactly fifteen minutes.

Until then, whistleblower anon.