part 73 is waiting for the Great Pumpkin

[aphanon_meme]

Happy Halloween, everybody! I hope you have a great one, whether you're celebrating the holiday or just chilling out on a Saturday. (Or... Sunday... or... whatever time or day it is where you're at!) I'm very excited. :D

Enjoy part 73, and watch out for the monsters!

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[fillegentille]

[has used the excuse of Halloween to get completely hammered on wine and cognac (and some other things you guys couldn't pronounce]

[is dressed up as a naughty nun]

Meme! This, this is a beautiful holiday! I do not know why I do not cele--celebrate it!

Would anyone like a glass of wine? Cabernet Sauvignon, fine vintage?

[fillegentille]

Fuck you, you ugly wh- wait, free wine?

I'd like some please, miss.

[fillegentille]

[laughs and pours a glass for anon] Anonyme, you are very persistent in insulting me, and yet I am filled with the cheer of the holiday!

...I also have a lovely Cabernet Franc and a Riesling.

[fillegentille]

Ahhahahaha, insulting you? A mistake, surely, why would I want to insult such a lovely wine, er, I mean, woman? Cheers!

[drinks quickly without paying much attention to taste, then holds out empty glass and gives you a puppy-eyed look]

I'll try everything you have; it would be rude not to, after all.

[big, cheesy smile]

[fillegentille]

[knocks back the rest of her glass, pinches anon's cheek, and pours a glass of Riesling for each of them] You were going to call me an ugly whore. And yet I am dressed as a holy woman!

[fillegentille]

[laughs nervously]

Yes, well, just my little joke, you know? Obviously you're a kind and decent sort of woman. How is it you say 'cheers' in french- 'santay'?

[raises glass, looks you in the eyes, and swallows half the wine in one gulp]

You look rather fetching, I must say.

[finishes wine and holds out glass again. Please, mummy?]

[fillegentille]

[takes a small sip of her wine and considers anon over the glass]

[...anon is looking pretty cute]

Santé, or à la vôtre. And thank you very much!

But you should not drink your wine so fast. You must take the time to savor it!

[fillegentille]

[takes a peek at you as well]

[you are looking pretty fit, even if you are french and a girl.]

[blushes, plays with hair and looks coyly away]

Savor it? Ah, honestly, most wine is too sour for me. I try to taste as little as possible. [pretends to be ashamed] P-perhaps you can teach me though.

[flutters eyelashes and stares significantly at her empty glass]

[fillegentille]

[she looks fit because she's a Frenchwoman]

Ahhh, then you must start with a sweeter wine before moving onto the drier wines! If only I had a Zinfandel with me, I could give you the most wonderful lesson.

[pours more Riesling for anon]

[fillegentille]

[Does not compute.]

Such a shame you don't. Another time, maybe?

[tries to sip Riesling in a ladylike way]

Actually, beautiful, there is a problem you could help me with.

[fillegentille]

Ah! A matter of the heart, perhaps? Tell big sister France everything!

[fillegentille]

Well, not exactly the heart, but [leans in close and whispers in your ear]It's Germany. We used to be, well not friends exactly, but a team, hunting commies on the meme, but now he's one himself and I just want him back to the w-way he was[turns back to you, wipes eyes] and I-I know he cares about you, s-so maybe you could [sniff] talk to him? Say how great capitalism is, maybe? [empties glass into mouth]

Can I have more wine?

[fillegentille]

Allemagne, you say. I too would prefer to have him as he was before, but the choice of le communisme is a personal one, and he is not as bad as he was before. In fact he is not so different. However! Since you have come to me so earnestly, I shall say a few words to him.

Oui, have the whole bottle. [give her the Cabernet Franc]

[fillegentille]

[drinks eagerly, leans over and tries to give you a hug]

Thank you, France! Ah, you've been so good to me, I promise I'll never call you names again!

[words are slightly slurred and her eyes are having trouble focusing on you]

But it wazn't, wasn't his choice, you know! They, they did something to him, I know it. One minute he was totally against them all, next minute he's reciting mark like a robot and shtealing my tazer! Is that natural, I ask you?

Oooooh, your hair is so shiny, how do you get it like that?

[reaches out to stroke your hair]

[fillegentille]

[allows anon to stroke her hair]

And oui, one moment, he was sweet and kind, if somewhat misguided, and the next his behavior was ungentlemanly! I should have stood him up as I had planned.

Come closer, and I will show you how I do it.

[fillegentille]

[leans in close, then pauses and cocks head to one side like a dog hearing a whistle]

Ah, my apologies, dear lady, it seems Germany needs me.

[stands up, falls over and lies on the floor giggling, then stands up again, swaying slightly]

You ain't seen me, right? [taps side of nose] I know he likes you; I don't want him to know I've been making eyes at his sweetheart. [winks]

Our little secret?

[tries to walk out, hitting the wall twice and swearing before finally finding the doorway.]