part 76 is a hungry-hungry-hippo

[aphanon_meme]

Man, I loved Hungry Hungry Hippos as a kid. I once got a blister on my hand from playing it... I had to win that game. I'm on a toy nostalgia kick for some reason!

Enjoy part 76! :)

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Comments

[bake_einsamcake]

IT'S NOT PARTY TIME; THERE IS A CHILD ABDUCTOR ON THE LOSE!

Who are you even?

[bake_einsamcake]

Come on Germany, we're celebrating your sexy, manly boy. Loosen up and let the anons take care of you~

[bake_einsamcake]

...

I'm not going to do either of these things. I have to catch the Slender Man.

[bake_einsamcake]

The slender man can wait, Germany. Let us adore your, not so slender, well muscled body for a bit, eh?

[hoping you don't notice she's unbuttoning your shirt]

[bake_einsamcake]

I doubt he'll just wait while we are having "party time"!

[does notice; slaps anon's hands away]

I said no! And my body is needed in the pursuit of that creature right now! Look, why don't you go adore one of the capitalist Germanies instead?

[/traitor]

[bake_einsamcake]

Why would you want that traitor to be worshiped, when you're so much better?

[bake_einsamcake]

Well... ah... there shouldn't be any worship of... anybody, really. The idea is that we are all equal. So while I appreciate your being on the right side of things I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to let go of me so I can do my duty to the community and go looking for that offensive subject!

[bake_einsamcake]

...I-I guess..

[bake_einsamcake]

[sighs in relief]

Well, thank you for being cooperative. Now excuse me.

[practically runs off]

[bake_einsamcake]

Guess I'll have to seduce you some other time~

[bake_einsamcake]

but if the community wants you here. partying. does that not become a duty as well?

[bake_einsamcake]

[just wanted to run off; stops]

...

I see none of my comrades here. Most of these anons partying are actually capitalists.

[has no way to know that, really]

Therefore I don't feel obligated to stay, and besides it should be more important to the community that the Slender Man be stopped. So I will go do just that!

[bake_einsamcake]

what if slender man comes to hide at the party?

will you join us then?

[bake_einsamcake]

How would he hide at the party when he is as tall as the trees?!

...

I'm beginning to suspect that you have an ulterior motive, anon.

[bake_einsamcake]

Well. Uhm. He can extend his limbs, right? So... he might be able to make them shorter too... and then he could blend in. or maybe the strobe lights would hide him anyway....

Maybe I just really want you to come to the party.

[bake_einsamcake]

... Right.

Listen, I absolutely don't want to be at this or any other party. I have no time for parties. I have more important things to do than being at parties. I don't like parties.

And now I will go and hunt the Slender Man.