part 79 knows the simple bear necessities

[aphanon_meme]

I haven't seen the Disney Jungle Book movie in a long time, I have no idea why the song is stuck in my head. It was even in a dream, so weird. Can you believe it's basically mid-November? It seems like time is going by so quick this year. Well, anyway. :)

Enjoy part 79!

Edit: Please see this comment if you'd like to post images anon. (RIP div #2

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Excuse me while I fail

[naschi_druzja]

Man. I'm feeling great right now! Today is going to be awesome. I can tell.

;3;

[bake_einsamcake]

Shut the fuck up and don't be so enthusiastic. Fucking idiot.

[lounges around in an armchair, reading a tabloid and eating fried Mars bars]

♥

[naschi_druzja]

And what's your problem, Mister Scowly?

Re: ♥

[bake_einsamcake]

[stretches lazily]

Your face.

But seriously, you just continue skipping 'round like some little pansy... the world's going to shit and you know it. But who cares anyway. It sure as hell isn't my business.

[yawns loudly; holds an empty bowl in Russia's direction]

While you're here why don't you go get me some more snacks? And hurry up with it.

[naschi_druzja]

...You've got some serious issues, dude.

Get your own snacks! I'm not your servant or anything. Sheesh.

[bake_einsamcake]

[groans, gets up]

Well, fuck it, there goes your chance to make yourself useful for once. Not my fault you let it pass. Asshole.

OOC: Let's just continue / keep going one thread down! ♥

[young_prosvita]

-a crazy giggle comes from behind him-

Little brother...

[bake_einsamcake]

[leers]

Nice to see you, honey. So what's up?

[young_prosvita]

-stares-

I am very sorry. You must have me confused with someone else since my name is not "Honey".

[bake_einsamcake]

[swings his legs down from their position over the armrest and gets up]

Well, fuck it, babe! You know exactly what I mean. Too bad your little bro seems to have a problem with me complimenting you. Are those hooker boots? Nice!

[young_prosvita]

I do not know nor wish to care what you mean. And you should listen to Brother.

-turns around-

A creature such as yourself could learn a thing or two about manners.

[bake_einsamcake]

Tch. You just don't know what you're missing!

[is, however, too lazy to make any further move on her]

And there's nothing wrong with my manners, they fit this time 'n place perfectly.

[young_prosvita]

All I am missing at the moment, is the time I have been wasting listening to your foolishness.
And the way you address a lady, among other things, makes me question why anyone would even want to see you around.

[bake_einsamcake]

People want me around 'cause I'm a fucking genius.

[stretches and yawns loudly]

Not to mention a hot stud. You know you agree, sweetcheeks.

[young_prosvita]

-turns her head around and glares-

...

I fail to see either point.
These "people" you associate with must be as asinine as you are. Which seems reasonable.
Anyone with any sense in their minds would want nothing to do with you.

-turns her head back-

[bake_einsamcake]

"Asinine" isn't really what I'd call my brother. Silly timid bookworm. But... yeah, Italien can be pretty damn asinine if need be, sooo I guess you may have a point there.

Anyway, if you don't want to have the experience of a lifetime I guess I can't help you. Pity, but I'm not about to waste my energy on an ice cold bitch like you.

[walks past her with his empty bowl to get some new snacks, slapping her ass as he passes her by]