part 80 will show you what shoes to wear

[aphanon_meme]

How to fix your hair, everything that really counts~ Can you believe it's been 80 parts? And what... almost 9 months? We've been around almost long enough to have a baby. A weird, weird... weird baby.

Happy part 80! :)

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[bake_einsamcake]

[stumbles around, wasted for the second time in one week]

Okay, so is no-nobody around here? Where are all ze people?

...

Anyway, h-has anybody seen England? Because I have to ta...talk to him.

/tapes England!eyebrows to his face

[fappan]

Pip pip cheerio, Doits--Ah--Mister Germany.

Re: /tapes England!eyebrows to his face

[fappan]

... [Puts some straw on his head too. That should do it!]

/falls for it

[bake_einsamcake]

Ah, England..!

[grabs his shoulders]

Y-you have to listen to me, okay? Somesing bad happened..!

Re: /falls for it

[fappan]

[!!! blush blush blush !!!]

W-what is it, Mister Germany? What has happened that is bad?? ... Pip pip cheerio.

[bake_einsamcake]

It's about... I d-don't wanna talk bad about her! But why..?! It feels so bad in my chest and I can not understand!

[hugs him close]

And... and I sink I know why she did sat! It's because... because I am a bad lover!

[fappan]

[KEEPS HIS HANDS ON HIS NOSE to prevent it from bleeding]

M-MISTER GERMANY, I--I am afraid that I do not understand what you are... ah... "bloody" talking about!

[bake_einsamcake]

[just kept talking]

... and anon said you could help me! Is zat alright? I must be a better lover if I want to... for her to... [loses track] ... so she will not need ze other people, do you know what I... what I mean? Is it okay?

[fumbles with Japan's shirt, trying to get one hand underneath]

[stops]

S-sorry, I forgot... to wait for you to answer. Is it okay?

[fappan]

[Is about to pass out from the amount of physical contact he is receiving]

[Isn't sure what Germany is talking about, but nods his head enthusiastically nontheless]

Y-YES, MISTER GERMANY-SA--sir! EVERY--EVERYTHING IS OKAY WITH ME, WHO IS MISTER ENGLAND.

[bake_einsamcake]

[yells only because "England" yelled]

OKAY, GOO...GOOD! ZAT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU, REALLY. SANK YOU... SANK YOU VERY MUCH!

...

In ze end it will be... good for the whole EU if... if she and I... [loses track] ... So it's good zat we all work to-together like zat... sank you for helping.

[slides one big hand under Japan's shirt, strokes his chest]

Y-you are skinny...

[fappan]

[Gets shivers all over his body because, good lord, someone is touching him.]

R-r-r-r-rrright, M-Mister Germany!! I--I understand! Very much!

I am very skinny! You are very correct! Thank you!

[bake_einsamcake]

Okay, I will be careful! I have to do zis right; I must improve for F... for the whole EU... zis.. zis is really important politics...

[carefully (well, as much so as he can coordinate) pulls Japan's shirt above his head and helps him get his arms out of the sleeves]

Hm, E-England, you are really skinny... is... is it because you can not cook? You should maybe eat some more Wurst... or bread...

[leans forward / down to kiss Japan's chest; holds his back for support]

[fappan]

[Blacks out and goes limp in Germany's arms momentarily before regaining consciousness. Blood is streaming down his face through his fingers from his nose.]

D-D-D-Doits--Mister Germany! I am not sure how I feel about this situation!

[bake_einsamcake]

[looks down at him, a bit worried]

A-are you okay, England? Shou... should I better stop? I am too fast, right? Zat was al...always ze problem wh-when I was with her...

...

You... are bleeding from your nose... Wait, I... I will get my first-aid-kit. Wait.

[gets up, sways; starts stumbling in the general direction of his house, leaving Japan half-naked on the meme street]

OTL Sorry if I'm a pain to deal with

[fappan]

[Looks around, not sure of what to do. Should he stay? Or should he leave... It has been a while since... since... that one dream.]

[continues bleeding]

[feels faint]

Ah.

[collapses in all his naked glory]

Dude, you aren't! I'm cracking up over here <3

[bake_einsamcake]

[comes swaying back with medical supplies]

O-okay, here we go..!

[kneels down next to Japan and does... whatever one is supposed to do to stop a heavy nosebleed / doesn't even fuck it up because such stuff is muscle memory material for Germany]

England..? England, can you hear me? Oh, nein.

[slaps him twice, will start rescue breathing is that doesn't wake him up]

OOC RP TMI: He got it wrong in the other post; he always came too fast, everything else he did much too slow (hurr). Also: What dream of Japan's? eyes.gif