part 80 will show you what shoes to wear

[aphanon_meme]

How to fix your hair, everything that really counts~ Can you believe it's been 80 parts? And what... almost 9 months? We've been around almost long enough to have a baby. A weird, weird... weird baby.

Happy part 80! :)

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[attaturk]

[standing uncomfortably in the middle of ToysЯUs, looking around for something to buy]

[attaturk]

Try again, not shoppin' for you.

...An' damn it, cheer up already.

[ohnobulgaria]

I heard he wants some international recognition. Silly kids, always wanting the impossible.

Also shut up I am perfectly cheerful. Jerk.

[attaturk]

That so, an' I heard someone was sympathetic to my point of view!

Didn't know you were a fan of opposite day. That or your claim to always tellin' the truth is faulty.

[ohnobulgaria]

I heard that you're a dumbass.

Bulgarians always tell the truth. I'm very cheerful. Really.

[smiles]

[it's horrifying and strained and makes his face look like it could crack at any second]

See? Maybe your ancient eyes are just finally failing, geezer.

[attaturk]

[winces and looks away]

Quit it, fine, you can be "cheerful" if ya wanna be. Damn!

...Well. S'long as you're in a toy store maybe you can pick up a hobby. S'what cheerful, young people do.

[attaturk]

You should shop with his other dad too. Improving relations and whatnot.

[attaturk]

Northern Cyprus doesn't have another dad.

[attaturk]

Okay I'll call him mom if that makes you feel better.

But really, shop together.

[attaturk]

[ignores the first part]

Nothin' stoppin' him from comin' if he was so inclined. Not my problem!

[attaturk]

That's exactly what I want to know too. /is old and has has a kid nephew

[attaturk]

Huh, well! Let ya know if I find somethin' out!

[vanishingshow]

Video games, sweetie. It's all about blowing up pixelated things. [points towards the Electronics section]

[attaturk]

[looks over]

Video games! Yeah, lotta those come from Japan - can't be that bad! Got any favorites yourself?

[attaturk]

Tsukihime

[attaturk]

Tsu...ki-hime. I'll check it out, Anon!