part 81 is in the window

[aphanon_meme]

... I can't decide if that's supposed to sound creepy or not. Oh well. Sorry for the delay in updating, by the way - I've been busy today!

Enjoy part 81! :)

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so pretty

[anonymous]

[anonymous]

No, the fact that his economy, land mass and population are bigger than yours makes him more of a nation. As for him being more of a man- have you seen him? And yourself? There's no comparison.

Re: so pretty

[provostcaptain]

Sure it is.

An' may I say you're looking very beautiful t'day, lass.

Re: so pretty

[provostcaptain]

Ye look like a girl.

Re: so pretty

[provostcaptain]

'ow many dresses d'ye 'ave?

Re: so pretty

[provostcaptain]

Only girls wear dresses. [conveniently forgets to mention the one or two he has in his closet (they remind him of Elizabeth, okay?!)]

[provostcaptain]

...D'ye take part in buggery, perchance?

[provostcaptain]

...Buggery.

Y'know. Gettin' fucked up th'arse.

[provostcaptain]

Why not? Yer a guy who's pretty an' likes dresses.