part 82 is devastated by the shortage of Eggo Waffles

Nov 18, 2009 19:15

... there's a national US shortage of Eggo Waffles until sometime in 2010. I am devastated. I love Eggo Waffles. And Eggo Waffles commercials.

Enjoy part 82... though it will have no Eggos. :)

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Speaking of waffles... attaturk November 19 2009, 01:28:13 UTC
[sets up a Turkish waffle stand, complete with every kind of topping you could possibly imagine and starts advertising]

Waffles! Waffles! Fresh, hot waffles!

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Re: Speaking of waffles... attaturk November 19 2009, 01:29:35 UTC
TURKEY ARE YOU FEELING ALRIGHT?

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Re: Speaking of waffles... attaturk November 19 2009, 01:30:44 UTC
Feelin' grand, Anon!

Now, you want a waffle, or not?

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Re: Speaking of waffles... attaturk November 19 2009, 01:33:08 UTC
So are the waffles safe to eat?

OR DO THEY HAVE YOUR SWINE FLU GERMS

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Re: Speaking of waffles... attaturk November 19 2009, 01:35:39 UTC
Nothin' wrong with these waffles!

Don't have Swine Flu! S'not that bad at my place yet...

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Re: Speaking of waffles... attaturk November 19 2009, 01:37:15 UTC
You had sex with Ukraine and she has a crazy mutant virus.

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1/2 attaturk November 19 2009, 01:42:37 UTC
Re: Speaking of waffles... attaturk November 19 2009, 01:43:34 UTC
What?!

Funny, she didn't... mention that...

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Re: Speaking of waffles... attaturk November 19 2009, 01:44:40 UTC
Um, Turkey, that's common knowledge. Did your media censor that too?

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Re: Speaking of waffles... attaturk November 19 2009, 01:56:03 UTC
...Nothin' wrong with my media!

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Re: Speaking of waffles... attaturk November 19 2009, 01:48:09 UTC
So you guys did have sex? She's been denying it like crazy!

Then again there's this whole drama of Canada and Estonia breaking up because Canada still has feelings for her and he was jealous and now some anon keeps harassing her and calling her a harlot and she's been crying her eyes out over it.

You missed a lot.

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Re: Speaking of waffles... attaturk November 19 2009, 01:49:49 UTC
Oh yeah, an anon keeps calling her a whore about that...

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Re: Speaking of waffles... attaturk November 19 2009, 01:57:23 UTC
[trying to take all this in]

[balls his hands into fists]

She's no damn whore!!

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Re: Speaking of waffles... attaturk November 19 2009, 02:01:00 UTC
Well she thinks she is now thanks to that anon.

You should do something to make her feel better.

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Re: Speaking of waffles... attaturk November 19 2009, 02:13:31 UTC
[stares down at his hands... then at the waffle stand]

...Think she likes strawberries?

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Re: Speaking of waffles... attaturk November 19 2009, 02:18:12 UTC
Really don't think she's the type to be that picky.

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