part 82 is devastated by the shortage of Eggo Waffles

[aphanon_meme]

... there's a national US shortage of Eggo Waffles until sometime in 2010. I am devastated. I love Eggo Waffles. And Eggo Waffles commercials.

Enjoy part 82... though it will have no Eggos. :)

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[bake_einsamcake]

[comes running with a badly beaten-up, bleeding Canada in his arms, looking rather sick and pale himself, not having noticed the nurse in his despair]

E-excuse me, is a doc-doctor around? Or a-anybody with a first-aid kit at l-least? I have an e-emergency here.

OOC: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/22600.html?thread=209087304#t209415496 - well, that didn't go as planned. I just wanted to bring some order to the meme! *sob*

I don't have an icon for this D:

[maple_sickles]

[twitches]

[gurgles]

ooc/you can use this one lol

[not_america]

Re: ooc/you can use this one lol

[maple_sickles]

looooool maybe

[bake_einsamcake]

*raises an eyebrow at the blood but tips hat and sweeps a low bow* I see you have quite the dilemma there, Mr. Germany.

I am no nurse or doctor, but I am, well, quite talented in the potions area. Would you like to have one?

[bake_einsamcake]

[looks you over in confusion, not having met you before (I suppose) and being semi-hysterical at this point]

Wh-what kind of p-potion? Is this w-without side effects?

[bake_einsamcake]

*supports chin with hands* Depends on what kind of price you're willing to pay!

[bake_einsamcake]

[is still pale and shaking, but quickly gets angry]

W-w-well, how d-does it work, what are the side effects, and what price do you de-demand?!

[bake_einsamcake]

Well, I have one that can stop the bleeding and there's another one that can stop the brain damage. And, then he might need some rest but then he should be pretty fine..

The price? *shakes head* That's a secret! I know you'll be able to pay it for sure!

[bake_einsamcake]

O-okay, I... I'll p-pay the price!

[starts to shake even worse as he thinks of how the other nations will react to his outburst of violence]

I'll p-pay the price! J-just give him th-the potions..!

[bake_einsamcake]

Of course, my good sir~

*whisks out two vials of blue and red from the air* *steps forward to daintily pry Canada's mouth open and without much ado pours it in* Since his other self is taking care of the bandages, I won't have anything to do with the cleaning of blood. Just let him rest and he'll be fine.

Do remember you are nations and they can't die like this.

But yes, the price is simply for you to gladly cuddle the next fifteen nations/anons you see. Hug them happily!

Ta, ta!

I'll be counting, good sir.

[bake_einsamcake]

[stares... just stares]

A-are you sure th-this will work? And a-are you sure that's really the co-correct price?

i'm so evil, sorry!

[bake_einsamcake]

*flicks the blood on her gloves off*

It should! Unless he wills it not to work with his own mental inbalance, I really can't do anything about that.

Of course. *smirks* I want to see the mayhem that happens when Mr. Germany is hunting down people for hugs. They'll be so shocked seeing an almost murderer asking for cuddles, won't they?

Is that for what I did yesterday.

[bake_einsamcake]

[flinches as if he'd been slapped at "almost murderer", covers his eyes with his hands]

I-I didn't want to--! I... I...

[shakes]

...

[does his best to regain some self-control, looks up at you]

Alright. I will do it. Don't doubt my word on this.

OOC: I'll start counting out of this thread and most likely not today... I should have gone to bed 5 hours ago. orz

I wasn't here yesterday so have no clue!

[bake_einsamcake]

Your inner desire to protect the ones dear to you just was out of control? Ah, the flip side to love!

*pats you condescendly* And that's why I had complete faith in you. *and skips away to leave you there in the dark*

OOC: No worries! If it's too much, you really don't have to do it. I had fun talking to you so sleep well, if you can, okay?

I kind of RP-spammed the meme. orz

[bake_einsamcake]

[looks after you, very confused and troubled]

...

Ah, thanks.

OOC: Of course it's not too much! That's a pretty small price to pay for not having the drama colour my RP all dark for days or even weeks, so thank you! <3 And talking to you is always a pleasure, anon!