part 82 is devastated by the shortage of Eggo Waffles

Nov 18, 2009 19:15

... there's a national US shortage of Eggo Waffles until sometime in 2010. I am devastated. I love Eggo Waffles. And Eggo Waffles commercials.

Enjoy part 82... though it will have no Eggos. :)

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songpyeon November 19 2009, 18:19:48 UTC
[ is sitting in front of the TV, surrounded by snacks, watching a a drama ]

[ sobs ]

S-she's pregnant... don't leave her!

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songpyeon November 19 2009, 18:21:36 UTC
He has leukemia and the baby will be born blind.

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songpyeon November 19 2009, 18:24:13 UTC
But she's all alone!

[ eats some chips ]

He can't -munch- go -munch- away!

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songpyeon November 19 2009, 18:25:54 UTC
The terrible mother-in-law will grudgingly take care of the baby, at least.

Maybe she'll grow up to be the protagonist of a spin-off series. Pretty blind girl from Circumstances.

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songpyeon November 19 2009, 18:28:16 UTC
But... what about her dream of becoming the best cook in the whole world?

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songpyeon November 19 2009, 18:24:17 UTC
SPOILER: SOMEONE'S GOING TO DIE

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songpyeon November 19 2009, 18:25:34 UTC
R-really?

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songpyeon November 19 2009, 18:28:43 UTC
Yes, really. Korean dramas are obliged to follow that rule.

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songpyeon November 19 2009, 18:30:03 UTC
Then... I'll invent happy endings!

[ sobs louder ]

[ and eats some candies ]

[ and keeps sobbing ]

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songpyeon November 19 2009, 18:32:44 UTC
You're going to get cavities if you keep on munching on candy. I hope you'll brush afterwards.

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songpyeon November 19 2009, 18:34:35 UTC
[ blows her nose ]

Are you my big sister?

O-of course I'll do. I'm not a kid.

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songpyeon November 19 2009, 18:33:12 UTC
It's no use. As a Korean, you're biologically obligated to be addicted to grief.

:|

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songpyeon November 19 2009, 18:36:03 UTC
Not.. today. I want happy things.

[ sniffles ]

L-like dramas...

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niholoid November 19 2009, 18:34:35 UTC
... what are you watching?

[ peers over curiously ]

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songpyeon November 19 2009, 18:38:17 UTC
I-I-It's Only you.
A-and I'm not crying.

[ eats some more candies ]

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niholoid November 19 2009, 18:42:25 UTC
Of course you are not.

I have not heard of this one yet... [ hesitantly takes a seat next to her ]

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