part 84 saw moments of gold and flashes of light

[aphanon_meme]

10,021 comments... oh, anon meme. I'm so proud! I don't know how you guys manage to break LJ so much... well I guess I do - so many posting at the same time - but it's still pretty hilarious and nifty to see! Also, mmm, it's almost Thanksgiving in the US... cranberries and stuffing, here I come~ :D

Enjoy part 84!

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[tiny_limey]

[due to an attack by an anon a few days ago - his arm is bandaged (very poorly, it looks like he's tried putting it together himself). He also has some minor cuts and bruises, but those seem to be showing signs of healing already.]

Ah, hello part 84. Damn, I missed page o-

[The bandage starts falling apart for the nth time today.]

Damn it.

[tiny_limey]

...you okay? :L

/ignorant

[tiny_limey]

[busy trying to hold the bandage together]

Do I look ok-

I'm coping. When this stupid thing stays together, that is

[tiny_limey]

Do you want me to help you? :l

/brings out a first aid kit

I always carry this around since...RANDOM things happen on the meme. >_>

[tiny_limey]

Do you have anything that'll hold it in place?

This place is chaotic, I should have expected this to happen eventually. [sighs]

[tiny_limey]

Well...

/rummages around, eventually bringing out a salve and some fresh, new bandages

How about this? :)

Well, of course. It's even worse when you're small. People do LOVE picking on small, witty people. (DURRR! :L)

/notices a rather loyal America

PPPFFFFTTT isn't he supposed to be rebellious at that stage? :o

/investigates since I don't want to be English. I'm an American for goodness sakes! >:l

[tiny_limey]

Ah, thank you.

[not aware of a loyal America being a strange thing, considering the revolution is to happen hundreds of years in the future from his time]

Er, what?

[tiny_limey]

/inspects your bandages

These are loose, and you didn't even disinfect the wound with antibiotics/salves. :l

You don't mind if I redo these bandages, do you?

/takes out cotton swabs and a bottle of distilled water

...Ah, that? Nevermind. Let's just focus on treating your wounds, alright? :)

[tiny_limey]

Ah - those things are kept outside of my reach. I couldn't.

[removes the bandage, underneath it is a nasty looking diagonal gash on his arm - it looks deep] Just makes sure it stays on.

-hmph- Fine, then.

[tiny_limey]

/winces

(ARGH, STITCHING?! Oh,well)

That's...rather deep. Doctors usually handle that by stitching the wound together.

/dons gloves from kit and takes out sterilized needle and thread

ONLY IF YOU ALLOW ME TO. :l Because bandaging deep wounds doesn't help.

/pours a bit of the salve on the cotton swab and proceeds to dab at wound

This might sting a little... :(

[tiny_limey]

They were using a sword.

[eyes the needle nervously]

Y-you want to sow it together? My arm's not made of cloth.

[tiny_limey]

/stops dabbing with cotton swab after dabbing the whole wound

...On a child... :l (this meme is Crazy/Awesome!!!)

/takes out a pain-killer liquid, pours it on cotton swab and dabs at your wound

This will make sure the pain won't be as sharp when I stitch it back together. Don't worry, doctors do this and it's needed to heal deep wounds.

/finishes dabbing pain-killer liquid. Pick up sterilized needle with sterilized thread

...I need you to be still. Can you hld out your arm for me? :) I'll do my best so it won't hurt that much.

[tiny_limey]

They started with arrows.

[winces] Ah- they -ah - do?

[thinks about it for a few minutes before holding out his arm]

You better be speaking the truth.

[tiny_limey]

Ouch. D:

/begins stitching your wound quietly. Your arm is numb except for the occasional prick of pain.

I am. :l

/continues stitching. The wound is now closing up

[tiny_limey]

At least I was able to counter that.

[winces as his arm is stitched up, tears welling up in the corner of his yes]

Ah - ow - ow.

[tiny_limey]

/finally finishes. Your wound is now closed and looking like a well-stitched piece of clothing. The white thread stands out a bit.

...done. There goes the hard part. Sorry that it hurt a little, but you can expect that from stitching a wound. It' much worse without the painkiller salve. :l

/puts down the needle, picks up another swab and pours salve on it. Dabs on stitched wound.

I just need to disinfect it one more time before putting the bandages on. :)