part 84 saw moments of gold and flashes of light

[aphanon_meme]

10,021 comments... oh, anon meme. I'm so proud! I don't know how you guys manage to break LJ so much... well I guess I do - so many posting at the same time - but it's still pretty hilarious and nifty to see! Also, mmm, it's almost Thanksgiving in the US... cranberries and stuffing, here I come~ :D

Enjoy part 84!

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Comments

Re: ITT: RP accounts you have but don't use/barely use

[tiranasaurus]

Don't want you getting too used to me.

Re: ITT: RP accounts you have but don't use/barely use

[tiranasaurus]

THE BULGARIAN IS ON THE SERBIAN'S COUCH, I REPEAT

THE BULGARIAN IS ON THE SERBIAN'S COUCH

OVER AND OUT

Re: ITT: RP accounts you have but don't use/barely use

[tiranasaurus]

How disgusting. You don't know where that couch has been.

...Then again, I'm not surprised that Bulgaria doesn't care.

Re: ITT: RP accounts you have but don't use/barely use

[tiranasaurus]

Come here and let me love you. [Opens arms]

Re: ITT: RP accounts you have but don't use/barely use

[tiranasaurus]

[undergoes what appears to be either intense internal struggle or constipation]

Well.

[greed or paranoia, greed or paranoia]

Maybe.

[shuffles closer, suspiciously]

Re: ITT: RP accounts you have but don't use/barely use

[tiranasaurus]

[Doesn't notice at all; continues holding arms open]

Maybe? But why? Everyone loves hugs, wouldn't you say~?

Re: ITT: RP accounts you have but don't use/barely use

[tiranasaurus]

Not everyone has that luxury, anonymous. What to you may appear to be a simple hug may in fact be a devious attempt by your neighbors to rob you of everything dear to you.

...Not that I would ever do such a thing, of course.

[shuffles...very slowly]

Re: ITT: RP accounts you have but don't use/barely use

[tiranasaurus]

Neighbors? But why would people as precious to one as neighbors do something like that? And of course you'd never rob anybody; you're too fantastic for something like that, of course.

...Say, you have a leg injury or something? You're kind of taking a while to get over here.

Re: ITT: RP accounts you have but don't use/barely use

[tiranasaurus]

Tell that to Serbia.

And I'm glad you understand that I'm better than those miscreants.

[leg injuries? he did trip over his own tripwire this morning--HOW DID SHE KNOW]

I'm in excellent health, thank you very much.

[is now in hugging range, but still has his arms crossed over his chest]

By the way, you're awesome. ;w;

[tiranasaurus]

[HUGS]

[...Painfully tight]

aww, you too, anon! ♥

[tiranasaurus]

[WHAT]

[WHAT]

[WHAT]

[okay he should have been expecting this but ow it kind of hurts to breathe SHE IS TRYING TO KILL HIM AND REPRESS HIS BRILLIANT CULTURE]

[steals your watch]

[with prejudice]

Thank you? Your posts always make me smile, ahha.

[tiranasaurus]

[The watch is actually an incredibly weak bomb]

[Just as planned]

[Steps back from the hug and runs like hell]

thank you! ffft I love it when anons mess with him

[tiranasaurus]

[he's very pleased with himself: the watch theft has gone off without a hitch and he doesn't even have to keep hugging]

[BOOM]

...I suppose I should have expected that.

[TAKES OFF AFTER YOU]

I'm glad. He's very fun to mess with

[tiranasaurus]

CAN'T CATCH ME, I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN

[Is, however, a very slow runner]

[This was not planned very well]

щ(ಥДಥщ)

[tiranasaurus]

Oh yes I can--I cannot let such a security threat escape unpunished!

[is also a pretty slow runner]

[how did she know his weakness? time to resort to more...unorthodox methods]

[begins peeling a banana]

Re: щ(ಥДಥщ)

[tiranasaurus]

[Well, fuck. What now.]

[Stops abruptly and turns around]

[And barrels kind of in your direction]