part 84 saw moments of gold and flashes of light

[aphanon_meme]

10,021 comments... oh, anon meme. I'm so proud! I don't know how you guys manage to break LJ so much... well I guess I do - so many posting at the same time - but it's still pretty hilarious and nifty to see! Also, mmm, it's almost Thanksgiving in the US... cranberries and stuffing, here I come~ :D

Enjoy part 84!

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Comments

Re: ITT: Favourite rum

[el_imperialista]

No rum.

Wine is far superior.

And I saw what you said in the above thread, bastard.

Re: ITT: Favourite rum

[provostcaptain]

Wine's a pussy's drink.

Th'truth hurts, doesn't it?

Re: ITT: Favourite rum

[el_imperialista]

Rum is the drink of brutes.

No, because I know you are just suffering from feelings of inferiority and jealousy.

Re: ITT: Favourite rum

[provostcaptain]

Better a brute than a wuss.

Lies, all of it. I've plenty of experience an' plenty ah women t'do that sort of stuff with.

Re: ITT: Favourite rum

[el_imperialista]

I am not a "wuss," Inglaterra.

Is that so? But you spend a lot of time on your ship, verdad? And women are not allowed on the ship, so where are all of these women you claim to have?

Re: ITT: Favourite rum

[provostcaptain]

'ow much rum can ye 'andle? Not a lot, right, since wine's terribly nonalcoholic.

We 'ave t'stop at port sometime, love. T'get more grog an' supplies. Fix th'masts from battles with bloody warships an' t'scrape barnacles off th'bottom ah th'ship. A little carousing never 'urt any town's business, eh?

Re: ITT: Favourite rum

[el_imperialista]

I can handle my alcohol just fine, pirata- just because I do not consume it as if it were air...

A little "carousing," no, but pillaging and plundering on the other hand... Tell me, Inglaterra, how many women do you get to come to your bed when you are not waving your pistol around?

Re: ITT: Favourite rum

[provostcaptain]

It 'elps th'memories fade.

...There's nothing a little money can't change...

Re: ITT: Favourite rum

[el_imperialista]

Mmn, so the truth finally comes out...

I, unlike you, do not need something to make myself forget because I do not have anything that I want to forget.

Ahaha, I thought as much...~

Re: ITT: Favourite rum

[provostcaptain]

'm glad ye keep yer memories like a rat keeps its junk, mutt. 'ow comforting t'know that every moment is savoured.

They're whores, Spain. They only do it fer money.

Re: ITT: Favourite rum

[el_imperialista]

Ah, but Inglaterra... all those memories you drown in alcohol, they come back the next morning, verdad?

And is that how you prefer your relationships? A business transaction?

Re: ITT: Favourite rum

[provostcaptain]

I drink in th'mornin' too.

Tis best not to get hurt more, I think.

Re: ITT: Favourite rum

[el_imperialista]

Aha... [gives you a look of pity] but of course.

And the loneliness does not cause you any pain?

Re: ITT: Favourite rum

[provostcaptain]

...Don't look at me like that. Th'only way t'get rid of a headache is t'drink, an' ye cause enough of them.

I'm- used to it.

Re: ITT: Favourite rum

[el_imperialista]

And is that the only reason I send you running to the bottle~?

You would not have to be, if only...

Re: ITT: Favourite rum

[provostcaptain]

Would ye think otherwise?

Silence. I don't want to hear it.