part 84 saw moments of gold and flashes of light

[aphanon_meme]

10,021 comments... oh, anon meme. I'm so proud! I don't know how you guys manage to break LJ so much... well I guess I do - so many posting at the same time - but it's still pretty hilarious and nifty to see! Also, mmm, it's almost Thanksgiving in the US... cranberries and stuffing, here I come~ :D

Enjoy part 84!

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Comments

10 heresy

[provostcaptain]

Spain is a terrible lover.

Me too

[provostcaptain]

He isn't worth th'effort half th'time.

Opposes 41 3/8

[provostcaptain]

I beg to differ since you do seem to take the time to speak with him...as well as do other things. But I suppose I'm getting ahead of myself. Wouldn't want to anger the ruler of these high seas...

surly Phillips

[provostcaptain]

No, ye wouldn't. An'- talkin' t'im's fer... Appearances, of sorts.

Jungian leo

[provostcaptain]

Appearances? What for? He's not worth the time, and your men aren't around. There's no one to keep up any appearances for, Capt'n.

drumming Bacon

[provostcaptain]

...F-fer anons? Oh, bloody fuck, ye never know where me crew might be. They're a bunch ah slimy monkeys.

Dowse banker's

[provostcaptain]

For anons. Right. When you're honest to yourself, maybe I'll believe you. And you're their captain, not knowing where you crew is could result in tragedy.

Fauquier frisking

[provostcaptain]

They take fine care of themselves. Usually. An' 'm perfectly honest t'me. If I say it enogh, it becomes true.

$13,000,000 guiltier

[provostcaptain]

As long as they're not killing anyone, I suppose. That's what everyone says Capt'n. That's what everyone says. As I'm sure you heard before, if you want something, go for it. Shut up, stop thinking, and go.

Re: 10 heresy

[provostcaptain]

I can actually see that. I keep thinking he'd be really selfish during sex.

Re: 10 heresy

[provostcaptain]

Thank you.

Re: 10 heresy

[provostcaptain]

It's because he doesn't love you

Re: 10 heresy

[provostcaptain]

...Ah... Ah course 'e doesn't, anon. An' I don't love 'im.

Re: 10 heresy

[provostcaptain]

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Re: 10 heresy

[provostcaptain]

If ye look like that enough yer face'll get stuck like that.

Re: 10 heresy

[provostcaptain]

Who said that I loved you?