part 85 will keep on shining through

[aphanon_meme]

10,022 comments on a dead-ish hour maxing? Ahhh so crazy. Not too much to say this time around...

enjoy part 85!

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[bake_einsamcake]

[slither in]

I thought I'd come to... help you keep this in order, Ukraine.

[young_prosvita]

That's very kind of you.

...

Did you have anything to discuss?

I'll just try to live with my typo. orz

[bake_einsamcake]

[shifts in his seat]

I don't actually think so, no.

I wouldn't worry about it.

[young_prosvita]

Ah, that's alright then Nimechchyna. You can help give advice if you like.

Oh no, it's just because I tried to correct it twice! /fails

[bake_einsamcake]

[clears his throat]

Thank you. I will just pay attention and help if I can.

[yougotserbed]

SAY, GERMANY. OLD BUDDY OLD PAL.

So, hypothetically speaking, you very generously offer use of your facilities to another nation in financial need, and then they turn around and leave you with a giant mess and act like they run the goddamn joint or something. That grounds for any kinda fancy international talking-tos the way you guys like to do it?

'Cause I mean, call me crazy, but this is lookin' an awful lot like a violation to me.

[bake_einsamcake]

Ah...

[tries to understand all the slang and imagine the situation described]

Well, I would sit them down and talk to them about it; make it very clear that they have to do their share of work to keep things in order. If nothing else helped I'd set an ultimatum and send them out if necessary.

[yougotserbed]

Dishes piled TWO FEET HIGH in the sink, man. And he STACKS 'em so you gotta clean the bottoms too. I've got pictures if you need photographic evidence of this shit. Lemme tell you it is devastating.

AN ULTIMATUM, YOU SAY. GEE, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BRILLIANT IDEA.

[bake_einsamcake]

T-two feet high? [eye twitch] That's unacceptable! He stacks them?!

[grips the armrests of his chair with white knuckles]

Better hurry up with that ultimatum; it sounds like otherwise you'll drown in filth!

[eyebrow twitch]

[yougotserbed]

I'm sure I don't have to tell you what kind of horror this is putting my people through. The pots and pans alone would make your skin crawl--

Germany, that's the smartest thing you've ever said! I'll start drawing it up straight away.

[bake_einsamcake]

[shudders violently at the thought of dirty pots and pans piled up, the smell, the humming of fruit flies gathering--]

D-do so! If you need any assistance don't hesitate to call! I'm rather busy, but your situation clearly is of utmost urgency!

[yougotserbed]

[Grease sticking, congealing, clinging to every surface, the helpless cry of once-unblemished stainless steel beneath layers of grime--]

Oh believe me, it most certainly is. But I'm so glad to have your support in this, Germany. I'll keep in touch.

[bake_einsamcake]

[is to digusted and horrified to say much more]

Don't mention it, that's really just basic compassion... do call me if you need help!

[ohnobulgaria]

More than half of those dishes are yours, you bum, stop telling slanderous lies.

[yougotserbed]

OHO, SO NOW YOU CARE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY, DO YOU? Serves you right, jackass.