part 85 will keep on shining through

[aphanon_meme]

10,022 comments on a dead-ish hour maxing? Ahhh so crazy. Not too much to say this time around...

enjoy part 85!

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[sanrioharbour]

[speaks in hushed tones] Pssst-! Hey, anonmeme. Could you help me out here? I uh need someone to pretend to be my girlfriend. Anybody will do. I'll even take more than one. Just help me out here.

[sanrioharbour]

Alright, sure. o/

[sanrioharbour]

Great! All you need to do is come with me to see Viet-je je. You can talk about girly stuff like cooking. Just don't mention the flag or anything and uh pretend we're deeply in love.

[sanrioharbour]

I'll be happy to do that! I'm a really bad cook though...not as bad as England, but still.

[sanrioharbour]

I thought England's cooking was pretty good...

But I'm sure that I'll like anything you cook, anonymous. I can't imagine it tasting bad.

[sanrioharbour]

Aww, you're so nice. Could I show Vietnam my sardine-banana-M&M's pizza then?

[sanrioharbour]

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[wants to say something about Westerners' strange taste but doesn't]

....sure. Um. Yes. Just tell her it's a... foreign delicacy. You can make like... dumplings or something too, right?

[sanrioharbour]

It's really good! I can make enough for the whole family.

If you mean those dumplings that you can freeze then put in the microwave, then I can get it taken care of.

[sanrioharbour]

...That's good enough I suppose. We will just leave main cooking to other girlfriends...

Perhaps you can provide entertainment for the family? Do you play any instruments or have any other talents?

[sanrioharbour]

Aww. I really did want to show your family my pizza. Oh well.

I can play the piano pretty well. And I'm an awesome football player.

[sanrioharbour]

That's perfect. They'll love your piano-playing and athleticism makes for healthy bodies for uh child-bearing... but don't worry about that.

You can still show the pizza! Just um... not all the time...

[sanrioharbour]

E-eh? I thought this was pretend...

Oh yay! *hugs* And you will try it someday, right?

[sanrioharbour]

Oh um yes! It is pretend. Of course.

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[sanrioharbour]

T-then what was that about child-bearing? D:

You know, food was already being cooked for Vietnam, so you can take some of the leftovers right now if you'd like!

[sanrioharbour]

....Just an afterthought.

Ha... Ahahahah....you are so thoughtful... 我希望我有一個鐵胃 I hope I have an iron stomach. I will give it a try...

[sanrioharbour]

Okay t-then...

It's ok-I'm sure you'll love it as much as I do! Besides, I already told Vietnam it's one of your favorite dishes! [takes a pizza cutter wheel and makes an extra-large portion just for you. ♥]