part 90 is an Oscar Meyer wiener

[aphanon_meme]

\o/ Release the balloons, it's part 90! I can't believe we've made it this far. Why, I remember when reaching part 10 was "OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ON PART, Y'ALL ARE CRAZY!!" and now... well. It's even crazier. :D

Enjoy part 90, babes~ :)
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[tiny_limey]

OI, ME

WHAT THE FU-

What the hell is happening?

[nerd_attack]

WHOA, AN ALIEN! I only thought you guys existed in sci-fi movies!

[bends down and pokes your arm]

Wow...

[tiny_limey]

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ALIEN

ALSO, DON'T POKE ME

[nerd_attack]

An alien... you know, something that comes out of outer space...?

How do you not know what you are?

[tiny_limey]

WHAT THE FUCK LIVES OUT THERE?

I'M NOT WHAT YOU THINK I AM

[nerd_attack]

Well... you do.

Then what are you?

[tiny_limey]

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE YOU

BUT SMALLER

NOW I'M NOT

WHAT THE FUCK

[may be starting to panic]

[nerd_attack]

Er, me? You sure about that?

Hey! Calm down! We'll figure out what's happening, I promise!

If I had my phone on me, it'd make it a lot easier...

[tiny_limey]

YES, I CAN RECOGNISE MY EYEBROWS MY OLDER SELF FROM ANYWHERE

-ahem-

It's the grey man and his weird space elf magic. I know it.

[nerd_attack]

Er. Right.

[starts to wonder if this little alien's a bit crazy as well]

But... you're that grey man, are you not?! Why would you do that to yourself?

[tiny_limey]

BUT I'M NOT THE GREY MAN

I'M ENGLAND, DAMN IT

[nerd_attack]

Okay. You need help. You're probably delusional, and... do you want me to take you to a hospital, or something?

Although, to be honest, I don't think they'd know how to treat you.

[tiny_limey]

YES I DO NEED HELP

BUT NOT WITH THAT

I WANT MY OLD FORM BACK

[nerd_attack]

Sure. We'll... er... we'll find an England and see if they can help you, alright?

[isn't getting the connection at all]

[tiny_limey]

BUT YOU'RE ME - AH - ENGLAND

MAYBE YOU'RE THE DELUSIONAL ONE

[nerd_attack]

No I'm not, I'm Estonia!