part 90 is an Oscar Meyer wiener

[aphanon_meme]

\o/ Release the balloons, it's part 90! I can't believe we've made it this far. Why, I remember when reaching part 10 was "OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ON PART, Y'ALL ARE CRAZY!!" and now... well. It's even crazier. :D

Enjoy part 90, babes~ :)
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[whataveweere]

Where's my hat?

More importantly... Where's my parrot?

I had a parrot and definitely didn't have glasses.

[Is feeling his face to figure out what's going on]

I need the police- wait, I am the police. Fuck.

[Feeling his pockets]

I don't even have my radio but--
This phone isn't mine. Who the hell has such a nice phone?

[whataveweere]

QUICK

CHECK YOUR PENIS

+1

[whataveweere]

With haste! And report back to us with the details, it's imperative!

[whataveweere]

I... What should I be expecting?

This isn't me. ...I don't think so, anyway.

[whataveweere]

... Was your parrot pining for the fjords?

[whataveweere]

My parrot can't be-- I'd have to--

[Drops his face into his hand, squishing the glasses against his skin]

[whataveweere]

Maybe he was just resting his eyes, chap.

[whataveweere]

I hope he is not now a deceased parrot.
An ex parrot.

You get my drift?

[whataveweere]

..... I don't get it. Are you trying to pull a funny, sir?

[whataveweere]

It's a classic! Monty Python!

Torrent it or something.

Whatever torrenting is.

[whataveweere]

You're so easy to rile up, officer! Are you going to arrest me for disturbance of the peace now?

[whataveweere]

... Right, a breach of the peace, I'll just have to record it in my notebook...

[Finds some handheld contraption that he easily uses- until he remembers he can't use them]

Since when--?

[whataveweere]

/snicker

Aw, I was really looking forward to being handcuffed. I've been a bad, bad anon, officer.

[whataveweere]

As this is a first time offence I would have let you off with a warning anyway.

Though it may be better if you were to tell em what crimes you have committed? I can assess them and arrest you if necessary after I get my body back!

[whataveweere]

/grabs your ass

There's the crime, officer. Huhuhuhuhu.

[whataveweere]

[Lets out something that resembles a squawk and smacks your hands away from himself, searching his pockets frantically]

I have no handcuffs! Right. They were with my uniform. Hell, why can you never access eBay when you need it?