part 92 is living under a rock

[aphanon_meme]

Sorry for the delay! Still not feeling that great. Well, at least there's a nice steady stream of Christmas movies on TV to pass the time. I hope your December is going good so far! It seems like it was October just a while ago, I don't know how it's almost Christmas. Well, anyway~

Enjoy part 92! :)

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hope you don't mind me dropping in like this /o\

[tiny_limey]

[notices someone... familiar looking]

H-huh?

...

[double takes]

How long have you been here?

[tiny_limey]

I was distracted by th - ah, never mind

Yes, I've noticed who you are.

and we shan't be on here for long R-right?

[is_an_island]

I would hope not.

I mean, this situation is a bit... awkward. But while you're here, I might as well give you some advice. If you're here at all--this is just a bloody dream, isn't it?

[tiny_limey]

[look up]

Hmm?

What kind of advice. [shakes head] I fear not.

[is_an_island]

Listen, you'll have an opportunity to go into the New World. And it'll all very good and well and you'll beat up Spain and kick France's arse. And you'll meet someone who'll you want to love.

Don't do it.

[tiny_limey]

[frowns]

Why? I get to kick France's arse?

[is_an_island]

You get to kick France's arse many, many times, until that bearded bastard doesn't even know what hit him.

... And you shouldn't do it because you ought to know best by now. Everybody leaves you in the end.

[tiny_limey]

Good. The git has it coming.

Huh? Who'll leave? It's not like there is anyone to leave...

[is_an_island]

His face always has it coming.

Your colony in the New World will leave you, don't you understand? Listen to me, I'm trying to save you from two hundred years of pain and stupid burning houses and stupid doctrines and... and just stupidity.

[tiny_limey]

This is France we're talking about, heh.

And whom might this colony be? [doesn't quite get what you're tying to say]

[is_an_island]

You're right, try not to look directly into his ugly face.

... America. Don't get close to America, understand?

[tiny_limey]

A-mer-

Tall? Blonde? Blue eyes?

Him?

[is_an_island]

Yes, him. Unless you're talking about Estonia.

He'll rip out your heart, crush it into smithereens, and at the end of the day, you'll just love him all the more.

[tiny_limey]

...

Is this before or after he gets those texases? [puts his fingers around his eyes to mimic glasses]

[is_an_island]

Well, first of all, Texas is only one state.

Second... I'm not sure. You shouldn't have anything to do with--any versions of him. Trust me, it'll hurt, no matter how happy you are.

[tiny_limey]

Huh?

Not even... not even that one?