part 93 better not shout

[aphanon_meme]

10,028 comments... daaaa~aaamn. Is that the most we've had? I'm too lazy to check. Still, a nice break of LJ again, guys! :) lol It probably messes up the page [hence the recaptcha most of the time even though it shouldn't be on] but oh well, still cool.

Enjoy part 93!

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[bake_einsamcake]

Alright, the meme kitchen is now open for seasonal baking. Please stick to the following rules:

1. NO FIGHTING! If somebody is using a utensil you need, ask kindly and / or wait patiently for it!

2. NO COOKING! Cooking most often doesn't go very well with baking. In the worst case the smells would clash so badly the preparations would have to be aborted. So don't even try it!

3. NO MESSINESS! At least try to not get flour, dough and sugar pearls everywhere, will you?

[bake_einsamcake]

BET I CAN!!

[DASHES TOWARDS ONE END OF THE KITCHEN]

[bake_einsamcake]

[sprints ahead]

[...and trips over carpet]

[bake_einsamcake]

[tries to skid to a stop] [BUT SHE'S TAKEN OFF HER SHOES]

[trip over you]

[bake_einsamcake]

[is tripped over]

If Germany never told you to avoid skid marks on the floor this never woulda happened.

[pouts]

[bake_einsamcake]

[doesn't bother getting up]

Exactly!

Always with his yelling and rules...

[bake_einsamcake]

NO SKIDDING!

I just cleaned everything; you'll leave marks of the floorboard!

[bake_einsamcake]

I'M NOT SKIDDING, I'M RUNNING, MR. GERMANY!

[TOSSES OFF SHOES]

NOW IT WON'T LEAVE MARKS!

[bake_einsamcake]

Alright, without shoes it's better...

But you still can't run in here! You are begging an accident to happen!

[bake_einsamcake]

[NARROWLY AVOIDS A SHARP CORNER]

I'm not begging for anything! C"mooooooon, Mr. Germany, run with me!

[bake_einsamcake]

STOP THAT, NOW! I don't want to drive you to the hospital!

And there's no way I will run around with you like an idiot!

[bake_einsamcake]

[stops with a leg in the air, swaying forward a bit]

Does... does that mean you think I'm - I'm an idiot?

[bake_einsamcake]

Not neccessarily, but acting in a reckless and nonsensical way certainly won't help my opinion of you.

And put that leg down, I don't want you crashing into the table!

[bake_einsamcake]

But I - I'm just having fun! Why won't you let me have fun?

[puts leg down]

[sadly]

[bake_einsamcake]

Because your fun endangers you and others. I don't think this is all that hard to understand.

Now either help with the baking or find a place to quietly sit... or go make yourself useful somewhere else!

[bake_einsamcake]

But... b-but... [tears up]

YOU'RE THE MEANEST GERMANY EVER, MR.GERMANY!

[STOMPS OFF TO CRY DRAMATICALLY INTO A PILLOW]