part 94 is almost there

[aphanon_meme]

Pffft, +25 comments over the limit. Oh, meme. I do have to wonder if LJ notices, haha. also ahhhh, I managed to see the Princess & the Frog today! LOVED IT LOVED IT LOVED IT GO SEE IT ASAP, I feel so sorry for those that have to wait for the release in their countries! Well, anyway. ... I'm very excited for Christmas. Especially on the meme! :D

Comments

[bake_einsamcake]

Now what is that supposed to be? A summoning? That's not what a proper summoning should look like!

OOC: Anon upthread, I think that icon really was kind of a n overreaction ;3;

[bake_einsamcake]

/Disappoint

I FIXED IT GDIT GERMANY

[bake_einsamcake]

FIXING IT < DOING IT RIGHT FROM THE START

[bake_einsamcake]

All you achieved was that now the whole thread looks imperfect and asymmetric! Just look at it! Look!

Next time do it right!

AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /throws dog food at you

[bake_einsamcake]

I LIKE THE THREAD HOW IT IS! Perfection frightens me ;3;

No, from now on, I'm going to fail at every centering just to irritate you.

In cans? I can need that.

[bake_einsamcake]

Wha-- perfection frightens you? Anon, I'm afraid there is something wrong with you.

And you won't do that! Understood? I won't allow you to disrupt my order!

too bad.

[bake_einsamcake]

bake_einsamcake

yeahhhhhh this feels so goood.

... I snarled IRL.

[bake_einsamcake]

[tries very hard to keep his fury capped]

You are playing with fire, anon. Trust me, you don't want to burn yourself on that.

lol, GOOD.

[bake_einsamcake]

bake_einsamcake"

I think i do.

Congratulations, you broke my patience.

[bake_einsamcake]

I see.

[snatches anon's wrist in a steel grip and starts pulling them along, walking in large strides]

Don't say i didn't warn you... you will now face your punishment.

[stops at a large, looming cabinet made of dark wood]

[keeps his hold on anon with one hand while searching for something inside with the other]

Ah, here we are.

[pushes a broom, a mop and a bucket containing several smaller utensils at them]

You will from now on help keep the meme clean. This sentence is in effect for one week, starting now. And before you ask on what charges I am sentencing you, that would be vandalism and the disturbance of the public order.

Any questions?

/o/ I have a tendency to do that! oho~ ehe~ I'm amazing.

[bake_einsamcake]

/goes loose in your grip

/you're dragging me now~ aha~ this is kinda fun /o/

/refuses to walk, this is like a ride!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

/takes the mop and bucket and whatever the hell you're handing me.

OOOHH, I GET TO MOP? MY MOM NEVER LETS ME MOP! i like to mop, she's kinda mean, thanks germany~

AND Yes. Indeed I do.

/summons

maidoitsu"

can he help me?

... IS THAT YOU.

[bake_einsamcake]

DON'T YELL AT ME!

And yes, you get the mop, and you will put it to its designated use!

--

[almost foams at the mouth]

C-correct that username! Schnell!

...MAYBE. Eheheheheheehehehe~

[bake_einsamcake]

Coool~ I get to be a cool kid i get a mop! a mop! finalllyyyyyyyyyyy!

I love to pick them up upside down and like pick at the dirty mop hair things, do those have a name you should give them a name, man.

/rolls eyes

and Do it yourself, I'm busy being cool.

/mops happily and barefoot so she can slide on the slipperly floor

You godforsaken little brat! ;_;

[bake_einsamcake]

[speaks from between clenched teeth]

It will only be "cool" as long as I see you cleaning with it. Any misuse will only result in further repercussions, anon. Mark my words on this.

[twitches at the mental image of somebody picking at the dirty mob head]

Y-you will do no such thing; you will touch it on the handle and nowhere else!

Nowhere else.

[eyebrow twitch]

...

Just-- just get the work done, and properly! GET IT DONE!

[essentially shrieked that last phrase]

...

[turns away, unable to look on; strides away with bloodshot eyes]

ich liebe dich /o/

[bake_einsamcake]

/starts to sing

fffuuummmmiinnnggg germann~ roasting in the rain~

/CACKLES LIKE A WITCH

/mops the floor~