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[aphanon_meme]

Pffft, +25 comments over the limit. Oh, meme. I do have to wonder if LJ notices, haha. also ahhhh, I managed to see the Princess & the Frog today! LOVED IT LOVED IT LOVED IT GO SEE IT ASAP, I feel so sorry for those that have to wait for the release in their countries! Well, anyway. ... I'm very excited for Christmas. Especially on the meme! :D

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Songpyeon/Bubbleteatime

[anonymous]

Regardless of sex ≖‿≖

Re: щ(≖益≖щ)щ(≖益≖щ)YOU'RE never gonna score щ(≖益≖щ)щ(≖益≖щ)

[sanrioharbour]

Why you look so tense, papa?

You should relaaxxx. [massages your shoulders]

Re: щ(≖益≖щ)щ(≖益≖щ)YOU'RE never gonna score щ(≖益≖щ)щ(≖益≖щ)

[4kyearoldvirgin]

Oh wow you really good at thi--

I MEAN WAIT

STOP HITTING ON MY WIFE!!

man I sound like wang bao right now

[sanrioharbour]

Hitting? Who's doing any hitting? You think too many violent thoughts, ba ba...

You should just.... [runs a hand down your spine soothingly] relax.

i knew you loved him

[4kyearoldvirgin]

You know EXACTLY what I'm talkin--

[MOANS oh god that is so good]

don'tyoueven

[sanrioharbour]

And you have such broad shoulders...

So attractive. [whispers in your ear] I like that in a man.

[spreads his hands over your shoulders]

YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE

[4kyearoldvirgin]

[Goosebumps like woah!]

OOOOOKAY...!! [Gets up]

Hong Kong, I know you devastated when you break up with flag-girlfriend, but do not take your...frustrations out on your family!! I bet Arthur taught you that, isn't it.

[sanrioharbour]

... [ducks his head, eyes lowered] I don't understand why you're acting this way...

[looks up, eyes filled with uke moe moe tears]

你不愛我，爸爸？

[4kyearoldvirgin]

W...我愛你!! 可是...可是...!!

[RESISTING AGAINST UKE MOE MOE TEARS]

...

對不起！！！

[RUNS OFF DRAMATICALLY!!]

[sanrioharbour]

....

Tch.

Old man probably can't get it up anyway.

[4kyearoldvirgin]

!!

[Comical fall in the distance!]

¬（` ロ ´） HEY SIT DOWN!!

[xiaolongbaos]

Oh is ma? So you no mind I peel down your skin also?

NEVER щ(≖益≖щ)

[sanrioharbour]

W-Well... if that's what gets you off I guesss I don't mindd but... gosh why so kinky, mama.

¬（` ロ ´） I SAID SIT DOWN

[xiaolongbaos]

No, I only is after take your body chop already recycling your parts, environment friendly you know.

Can I sit in your lap? ;3;

[sanrioharbour]

BUT I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME, MAMA! Why are you treating me this way...?!

how heavy are you : |

[xiaolongbaos]

Because you is no filial son, until now still haven't bear grandchildren give me.