part 97 has a smudge

[aphanon_meme]

... I've got a smudge on my glasses. Thought I ought to share. Also good job on 10,012 comments! I'm proud! You guys manage to do that even during slower times, I think i's cool.

Enjoy part 97!

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Comments

[attaturk]

The hell's wrong with your apartment again?

[ohnobulgaria]

Romania keeps lighting portions of it on fire out of revenge for her ugly-ass hair.

In my opinion, the changes and cuts I made to it made it look much better.

[attaturk]

Ha! S'always somethin' with you lot!

Know you'd never accept anything from me; won't even bother offerin'.

[ohnobulgaria]

Mmhmm. Glad you've been keeping up with the hate schedule. Your hate week began six hours ago, old timer. Guess old dogs can learn some new tricks.

[attaturk]

You still keepin' those damn lists?

Hell, I'd pay to see what you'd do without one! Wouldn't even know how to function, not havin' a slip of paper tellin' ya who to hate when!

[ohnobulgaria]

Of course I am. I'm a busy nation who needs to keep his hate organized for the modern day. It's call scheduling and being responsible with your time, not that you'd know anything about that.

[attaturk]

Huh!! Unlike you--

[taps his temple]

--I'm capable of keepin' it all up here!

Be a real shame if someone got a hold of one of those lists, wouldn't ya say? Course s'not like ya have to worry about anything like that from me!

[ohnobulgaria]

Yeah. Sure.

Also I keep multiple copies, you senile old bastard. Do you think I'm a fool?

[attaturk]

Jus' told me ya keep multiple copies! More information than I had before~

So yeah - I'd count ya as some kinda fool.

[ohnobulgaria]

[Bulgarian face, meet Bulgarian palm]

Like you'd ever find them all.

[attaturk]

[laughs]

An' who ever said I was actually lookin'? Say, though, wonder if ya keep any in that apartment of yours if Romania burnt 'em all up!

[ohnobulgaria]

[blanches]

Crud.

[attaturk]

[raises an eyebrow]

Better get on that then! No real reason ya can't stay there anyway, 'less you're scared the witch's gonna come back while you're there!

[ohnobulgaria]

Old timer. Think about what you're saying.

And then remember how many times Romania has tried to run a fucking stake through you in the past.

[attaturk]

[tries to hide a wince]

Not the one that has to be worryin' here! Don't turn this on me! Not my fault you childish brats can't get along for more'n a week at a time!

[ohnobulgaria]

[glares]

Whatever. I don't need your opinion or your help. Jerk.