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[aphanon_meme]

10,032! I'm pretty sure that's the best you guys have done! I did a quick archive browse and it looks that way, anyway. Heh. It was funny how many maxings were like 10,001 or 10,002 -- I can remember one time the maxing was 4 comments over the limit and we thought it was crazy. And now 32 over the limit... [imagine a London Tipton clap] Yay, you

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[sanrioharbour]

....

Man, gor gor's gonna kill me. He had just gotten over his other car too.

[sanrioharbour]

*licks*

[sanrioharbour]

Ooh. Great. Emergancy rations. [pets] Nice doggy. Come here. Let be steal your heat.

[sanrioharbour]

/bites your hand off

[sanrioharbour]

[CLUTCHES HIS LACK-OF-ARM OR FROM WHEREEVER YOU BIT IT OFF AND SCREAMS]

[AOFDHSIGHDSIUGDS]

仆街咸家鏟!!!! STRING OF CHINESE CURSING

[FALLS OVER CLUTCHING HIS LACK-OF-ARM AND SCREAMS AND BLEEDS INTO THE SNOW]

[sanrioharbour]

lol

[bubbleteatime]

[was hiding in the backseat BECAUSE CHINA WOULDN'T LET HER GO GDIT]

Hey. Hey. Why'd you stop? We're never getting to Canada's party at this rate!

[sanrioharbour]

[GETS OFF THE GROUND AND BANGS ON THE WINDOW WITH A BLEEDING STUMP OF ARM LEAVING BLOODY STAINS ON THE WINDOW]

[MOUTHING THINGS FRANTICALLY AND BLEEDING TO DEATH BECAUSE A DOG BIT OFF HIS ARM]

1/?

[bubbleteatime]

Oh, that's just like you. Sure, ignore the woman, she has nothing important to say anyw--

lol sorry for the delay

[bubbleteatime]

[bubbleteatime]

done

[bubbleteatime]

SHITSHITSHITSHIT.

[calling an ambulance with her cellphone in one hand, trying to hold Hong Kong still with the other]

Don't move, dammit!

[THERE IS NO SIGNAL]

DAMMIT.

;A;

[sanrioharbour]

[BLEEDS ALL OVER YOU]

[SHIVERS AND IS ALL CLAMMY AND LEANS AGAINST YOU HARD]

為什麼那麼冷... 姐姐，很痛 ah... Why is it so cold... sister, it hurts a lot...

[bubbleteatime]

[FUCK YOU SHE DIDN'T GET THAT ON SALE]

[WHY ARE YOU SO HEAVY]

Ah, shoot--[takes one of the many layers of shirts she was wearing off and wraps it around his hand]--you better not get Gangrene.

[holds him close this doesn't mean anything]

[sanrioharbour]

[clutches her hand with his good arm]

我會死呀,姐姐... 你知道嗎? 我不想死呀... I'm going to die, sister... did you know? I don't want to die... 我還沒有回來哥哥的汽車... 和我沒有看到你結婚... I haven't returned big brother's car yet... and I haven't seen you get married...

[bubbleteatime]

...What are you--[holds his good hand tighter] No one's gonna die today, alright? No dying!