part 99 is cleaning the chimney

[aphanon_meme]

I'm sorry for yet another delay in a new part! I did some last minute Christmas gift things today, haha. Last minute is somehow more fun for me. By the way, if we end up maxing on Christmas or (though it'd be soon?) Christmas Eve, I should be able to get a new part up somewhat quick, depending on how long it takes me to get online to see

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[notnotawesome]

L-LITTLE... LITTLE BRO!! MINI ME!! AL!

[al_kirkland]

*jumps, gasps, stares*

...who - who are you?!

[notnotawesome]

Haha, good one! C'mon, it's me! Big Al!! Your big bro, remember?! You were the little asshole that turned me 'to a dog and all!

[al_kirkland]

My big bro is ENGLAND (though he don't like me to call him that) An' I'm not an asshole (I'm telling Iggy you called me a bad word!) an' I never turned anyone into a dog! *backing away from big America, eying him the way most people eye Ivan in one of his moods* You're one of those 'lunatics' he warned me about, arentcha?

[notnotawesome]

What?! I ain't no lunatic! England's the lunatic, puttin' collars and stuff on--

...Y'really don't remember me, kid?

[al_kirkland]

*gasps in offended horror when England is insulted* You take that back! *glaring, looking remarkably like a kitten hissing at a big dog, and ignoring the last part of America's statement*

[notnotawesome]

No way! Y'all called me a lunatic!! You take it back!

[snarls]

[al_kirkland]

*squeaks in fear and scurries away*

[notnotawesome]

H-hey! Kid, wait--! What'd I do?! I won't call England a loony anymore, c'mon!

[al_kirkland]

*whimpering* Don't eat me!

[notnotawesome]

Huh? Why in the heck would I eat you?!

[al_kirkland]

*still whimpering* You sounded scary! An'...an' I have dreams, of this big black thing eating me, and it's got no name and no face but it has EYES...these EYES....and.....it eats me and I stop - I stop, just all of me....stops....and.... *shaking*

[al_kirkland]

*pop!*

[al_kirkland]

*pops back*

1/2

[notnotawesome]

... Oh yeah, I 'member that.

[notnotawesome]

Aw, kid, there's nothin' to be scared of! It's just... haha, it's just a dream, y-y'know?! There ain't nothin' comin' to get ya! And if y'all-- uh, stopped, then I wouldn't be here talkin' to ya, would I? 'Cause I'm the big, grown-up you!

Uh... [cautiously approaches him]

C'mere, mini me, I ain't gonna hurt you!