part 99 is cleaning the chimney

[aphanon_meme]

I'm sorry for yet another delay in a new part! I did some last minute Christmas gift things today, haha. Last minute is somehow more fun for me. By the way, if we end up maxing on Christmas or (though it'd be soon?) Christmas Eve, I should be able to get a new part up somewhat quick, depending on how long it takes me to get online to see

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[tiny_limey]

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Ah, yes. A merry , ah, that, that in return.

[al_kirkland]

*stares*

*wanders over*

*grabs England's cheeks and squishes them as he peers closely into his face* You look like Iggy! Only littler!

[tiny_limey]

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That's becasue I AM, you dolt!

Li-like you're not little, yourself.

[al_kirkland]

Nooooo, Iggy's England and he's big and tall and strong and wears a hat with feathers on it sometimes and he has big ships and he's not little like you are.

And I'm GROWING, he said so!

[tiny_limey]

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But I am England!

As am I, but that doesn't stop you from being small now, hmm?

[al_kirkland]

Silly! There's only one England, MY Iggy, and he's not you. And I'm bigger'n you anyway.

[tiny_limey]

IT'S NOT FUNNY!

-hmph-

I'm him and he's me, it's complicated.

You're just too tall! (And you'll always be too tall.)

[al_kirkland]

*ponders this* OOooooooh. Are you my present, from when I wished England could be like me an' play with me even if he's awesome the way he is?

[tiny_limey]

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Why would I be your present? No one informed me of this... -hmph-

[al_kirkland]

*grabs England in an enthusiastic hug* Stay wi' me forever! I mean, you're little like me so the big Iggy can take care of you too and we can play! I'll let you hold my bunny!

[tiny_limey]

ACK! But I already live wi-

[is finding it very difficult to breath]

A bunny, you say?

[al_kirkland]

AND he has baby bunnies! *still hugging, burying his face in England's hair* Mmmm...you DO smell like my Iggy!

[tiny_limey]

NOT SO TIGHT -gasp- ICAN'TBREATH,DAMNIT!

Y-your Iggy?

[al_kirkland]

Oh! Sorry! *loosens but doesn't let go*

Well, yeah. Cos I'm his Colony an' he's my Empire. So he's MY Iggy.

[tiny_limey]

[catches his breath]

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Really now?

[al_kirkland]

*nodnod* Reaaaaaaally.

Like how Mattie is France's, and Mexico is Spain's. *expects this to be common knowledge*