part 99 is cleaning the chimney

[aphanon_meme]

I'm sorry for yet another delay in a new part! I did some last minute Christmas gift things today, haha. Last minute is somehow more fun for me. By the way, if we end up maxing on Christmas or (though it'd be soon?) Christmas Eve, I should be able to get a new part up somewhat quick, depending on how long it takes me to get online to see

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[skankanon]

Dear Santa Meme:

I've been good this year, so can I have America, wearing nothing but a gift bow, under my Christmas tree?

Love,
Skanky

[not_america]

AL!!!

[notnotawesome]

WH-WHAT'S GOIN' ON?! WHERE'RE MY CLOTHES?!

[not_america]

THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW!!

AUUGHHH, H-HERE, TAKE MY HOODIE OR SOMETHING!! [quickly strips it off and tosses it at his bro]

[notnotawesome]

Oh! Thanks a ton, bro!

[ties it around his crotch]

[not_america]

[yanks it back]

EUGH, c'mon, don't put it around there!! This is my favourite hoodie!

[notnotawesome]

What was I s'posed to do with it?!

[not_america]

Cover those man breasts of yours, for one thing!

[notnotawesome]

They're pecs!

[not_america]

More like wrecks.

[notnotawesome]

I'll wreck your face!! Gimme your hoodie!

[not_america]

Fine.

But only because I don't want to have to gaze upon the horror that is your body.

[notnotawesome]

Y'know what, I don't need this!!

[throws your hoodie back at your head]

I'll just walk around naked! See if I care!

[not_america]

W-wait, c'mon, bro!

I was just half kidding!

[notnotawesome]

Okay! Hand it over, bro!

[not_america]

[does so]

Just, y'know.

Take care of it, okay?