I am so so sorry for the delay, guys. My power got knocked out by storms! At least we have a fireplace so it wasn't soo cold. Also excuse the long post
( Read more... )
When Norway goes on a night out he dresses like a chick and heads to gay bars. He loves nothing more than being bent over in a toilet cubicle by a really buff guy and fucked hard in the ass with his dress hiked over his ass.
When Norway fucks a woman he does a damn good job. He's amazing with his tongue and gives some of the best oral sex in all of Scandinavia.
The only reason Norway tolerates Denmark is because they're both as kinky and depraved as each other.
Norway likes to ride his partner. But he also likes to sat back to chest, them hold his legs spread for him and fuck him hard. Preferably in front of a mirror where he can watch himself.
Norway really likes to be tied up and teased with toys.
Norway likes to be spanked.
Norway believes in "no pain no gain" during sex and as such gets very violent with a partner who is willing to do this with him.
Ah, so that's just something Anonymous came up with? Not that I'd even imagine that you'd do anything like that, of course! Because, you know, anons always come up with all this silly stuff. Like once one tried to tell that there's porn of Santa Claus and the other someone explained that Japan draws dirty things about Moomins and how silly is that to even think about...
As I said... nothing!owned_russiaDecember 27 2009, 01:05:06 UTC
Having peace and quiet is one part of Christmas, it's really important to spend time just relaxing. Haha, though in my case I think I'll be able to relax now that Christmas is over rather than during it.
Be sure to do it, then; wouldn't want to leave the gift-givers hanging. 'N sleep afterward, that too, else I'm sure you'll have people on your case about it. You know how people are, sticking their nose in things.
I will, I will! This gift giving event on the meme just took more time than I had expected. I thought it was best to give others their gifts first. But I will surely get around opening my own presents soon, too!
Hmm... Perhaps cutting down the amount of coffee I drink for a while would help me to sleep more...
When Norway fucks a woman he does a damn good job. He's amazing with his tongue and gives some of the best oral sex in all of Scandinavia.
The only reason Norway tolerates Denmark is because they're both as kinky and depraved as each other.
Norway likes to ride his partner. But he also likes to sat back to chest, them hold his legs spread for him and fuck him hard. Preferably in front of a mirror where he can watch himself.
Norway really likes to be tied up and teased with toys.
Norway likes to be spanked.
Norway believes in "no pain no gain" during sex and as such gets very violent with a partner who is willing to do this with him.
Norway can deepthroat Sweden.
Reply
Reply
Go figure.
Reply
No.
Why the hell're you thinking about this anyway?
Reply
Reply
Of course 's just something Anonymous came up with. They make a habit of it. Don't you go b'lievin' anything they tell you. 'least, not about me.
Reply
Reply
Reply
...
[ Yes, maybe it's just best to change the topic. ]
Coooome to think of it how was your Christmas, Norway?
Reply
....
*rather glad for the topic-change* Was all right. Had taken a while for some peace and quiet. Think I needed that.
Reply
Reply
Reply
Don't worry! I'll take it easy from now on. Haha, I've been so busy I haven't even really had the time to open the presents I got from the meme.
Reply
Reply
Hmm... Perhaps cutting down the amount of coffee I drink for a while would help me to sleep more...
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment