part 102 reasons to smile

[aphanon_meme]

I'll never not be amused when you guys break the comment limit on LJ. I've actually never seen that happen before here, though I'm sure somewhere it has. But still, it makes me a bit giddy.

Enjoy part 102! ... 102. 102!!!

(PS - There is a holiday anon meme gift event going on here!)

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Comments

+1

[attaturk]

Wonderin' if I should hit the Bazaar today...

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[hispaniawesome]

What's a bazaar?

You look funny.

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[attaturk]

Huh! S'like a series of shops all in one place!

You're the one lookin' funny, brat! Who the hell are you?

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[hispaniawesome]

So it's like a forum! With lotsa shops?

Am not! ... 'Spania!

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[attaturk]

[blinks]

[peers at you]

[crouches down to stare harder]

...Forum? ...Yeah! Kinda only completely different 'cause it's a bazaar, ya ugly little brat.

Spain, then? Place gets stranger everyday!!

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[hispaniawesome]

[smiles like the Iberian sun-- hey, hey!]

And you can call me Spain if you want. I guess-- Hey! 'M not ugly! Or a brat! That wasn't very nice!

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[attaturk]

[rolls his eyes]

Plenty nice! In fact, I'm doin' you a favor!

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[hispaniawesome]

Are no--

Really?

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[attaturk]

'Course I am!

[leans in and motions for you to do the same]

Know what happens to pretty children?

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[hispaniawesome]

Oh, oh!

[waves his arms in the air~ he knows the answer to this!]

Barbarian elves take 'em away from home and make 'em work in the forests and do pagan dances and eat them!

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[attaturk]

...Nah. S'not elves, brat! Djinn! They'll find ya, steal you away.

An' they'll be takin' you to the scorching hot desert, not some forest somewhere, an' I'll bet they'll roast ya on a spit if ya let 'em get ya, or even!

[pantomimes a slit throat]

So, yeah, I'm doing you a favor. S'not like it's not true anyway, though, brat.

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[hispaniawesome]

... ... ...

[Okay. That was kinda cool and then it got scary. So he's going to cry because he's just a little kid and you're a horrifying old man]

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[attaturk]

[grins and ignores the tears]

Don't worry, brat!

[ruffles your hair harshly]

See, djinn only steal pretty children! No reason they'd want you!

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[hispaniawesome]

[sobs]

B-but Roma says...! Roma says 'm--

[stomps on your feet]

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[attaturk]

[yelps and jumps up, swearing]

Damn little brat, jus' as bad as all the rest!

[raps you on the head]

Don't care what you've been told, if ya don't quit cryin', the djinn'll hear ya an' come cut out your eyeballs!

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[hispaniawesome]

[cries, cries, no one's ever called him ugly before or anything bad except for Prussia but Prussia said he didn't really mean it and CRIIIIES]

I DON'T WANNA LOSE MY EYES!

[covers his head and tries to swat your hands away]

'M gonna t-tell Ro-Roma on you...!