part 102 reasons to smile

[aphanon_meme]

I'll never not be amused when you guys break the comment limit on LJ. I've actually never seen that happen before here, though I'm sure somewhere it has. But still, it makes me a bit giddy.

Enjoy part 102! ... 102. 102!!!

(PS - There is a holiday anon meme gift event going on here!)

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Comments

[maidoitsu]

Hello, Meme.

I'm here to apologize for my recent absence. I have no excuses for not attending to my duties here for the past few parts, and I hope you will all forgive me.

[reitgerte]

Why ought we to forgive you?

[maidoitsu]

Maid Germany getting disciplined by Bondage!Austria?

YES

[reitgerte]

Do not get ahead of yourself, Anonymous.

[maidoitsu]

I am back again and will begin my duties again, double time to make up for what I have missed.

However, I am not demanding your forgiveness. It was unacceptable.

[reitgerte]

Indeed it was unacceptable. I fully expect you to correct the situation; there have been buckets of water knocked over, food running rampant as it should not -- you have disgraced the entire meme in the failure of your duties.

[maidoitsu]

Yes, I have been a disgrace, and I hope to repair the damage as soon as possible.

Do you have any suggestions?

[reitgerte]

...I have many suggestions. Few of which you would find agreeable.

The spilled food and water were parts ago, and are now impossible to clean. You will have to wait until the next opportunity arises.

[maidoitsu]

Impossible to clean...

Of course I will be there at the next incident, but are you sure there is nothing I can do that will make this situation better?

[reitgerte]

Of course there are things that you can do; my question is whether or not you are willing to do them.

[maidoitsu]

I'm willing to do anything for the Meme.

[reitgerte]

Such strong resolve -- will it carry you through possible physical suffering?

[maidoitsu]

If it comes to that--and if it isn't more than my wrongs deserve--then yes. But I don't see how this solves the problem.

[reitgerte]

It will not solve the foulness to which you have failed to attend -- however, I will consider your wrongdoings redeemed.

[maidoitsu]

[nods slowly]

Will that be enough? I was gone for quite a long time...

[reitgerte]

If you find your guilt too much to bear, you may always find me again.