part 103 potatoes in a pot

[aphanon_meme]

Good morning, meme! Or good morning for me, but maybe not morning for you. Oh wow, that was the first maxing that didn't break the comment limit since Part 94... still awesome though. LJ can't be broken all the time. ALSO, someone said something like HEY MOD YOU SHOULD NAME PART 10-SOMETHING THIS on this last part but I forgot what it was, refresh

Comments

[redchannels]

I got rid of all the Nazis already!

We're after Communists now.

[redchannels]

Did you know that the boogeyman is a Communist?

[redchannels]

Yes.

Yes I did. See, he's right here on my list...[Pulls it out to show you but then notices the way you're looking at him and stops.]

But there's no way in hell I'm sharin' that information with you.

[redchannels]

;A;

I'm hurt, America. Hurt.

I'm a proud American citizen! My state invented Starbucks for crying out loud! And Boeing! We invented Boeing!

I love you. ;3; [waves small American flag]

[redchannels]

--MORE MADE UP COMMIE WORDS!!

[Snatches the flag away] GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY BEAUTIFUL FLAG!

[redchannels]

Oh those haven't been invented yet in your time...

I'M A WASHINGTONIAN! ;3;

[reaches for flag] AND I BOUGHT THAT! WITH MONEY! COMMUNISTS DON'T BUY THINGS, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!

[redchannels]

[Holds it out of your reach] They do if they're trying to cleverly disguise themselves as Capitalists!

Besides--anyone can tell this isn't a real American flag. Got too many stars. 'Course, that's just what I'd expect from a Communist.

[redchannels]

...It was made in uh... Taiwan. Yeah. They don't know anything over there. Just a mistake I expect.

America I love you though! I really do! I can sing the whole national anthem!

Hey if I brought you the head of a Commie would you believe me then? 8D

[redchannels]

Hey, don't go bad-mouthin' Taiwan! She's an alright chick! Unless you know something.

...so you Commies go around chopping off each other's heads, huh? Why am I not surprised?

[redchannels]

I didn't mean to badmouth Taiwan! Although I might have heard a small thing somewhere.

I'm not a Commie! I'm an American goddammit!

HOW DO I PROVE MYSELF!?

[redchannels]

I knew it! [Pulls out a notebook.] Tell me everything you know and maybe...maybe I'll let you off the hook.

[redchannels]

You got rid of all the communists too.

Except China, but he sells stuff, so it's cool.

We're after Terrorists now. Islamic fundamental ones.

[redchannels]

...what is this, some kind of secret Communist code?

I'm onto you!

Everything clots- captcha

[redchannels]

No, the truth. Welcome to 2009-becoming-2010.

[redchannels]

I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT! I KNOW IT'S STILL 1950!

[redchannels]

No, you damn fool, look:

[holds up calendar]