part 105 carrots in the soup

[aphanon_meme]

... I'm craving soup really bad right now. Mmm. Sorry about the delay! Busy bee today... bzzz. How is your New Year so far?

Enjoy part 105!

(PS - There is a holiday anon meme gift event going on here!) (also I'm pretty sure requesting is over but you can still fill!)

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Comments

[attaturk]

[strolls into the middle of the Meme, all nonchalant]

Been thinkin' for a while, this place could use a little livening up! Bit of belly dance could fix that!

[sprawls on a bench and puts on some music]

So show me what ya got an' I'll do a bit of coaching. Got a few costumes too, wouldn't mind at all if ya'd like to wear one!

[attaturk]

/checks out costumes
/recoils in horror

My stomach would be visible!

[attaturk]

That a problem~?

[stares at your stomach]

S'optional, though, like I said!

[attaturk]

Yes. It is not a sight intended for mortal eyes.

Maybe I can stand here and tap my toes enthusiastically in time to the music!

[attaturk]

Dunno why you say that, Anon, ya all look beautiful to me~!

[digs in his pocket and pulls out miniature cymbals]

But ya can try out these if ya like - only the most talented play 'em!!

[attaturk]

Good lord, Turkey! That's highly inappropriate. Most of the 'anons' here seem to be teenagers- you shouldn't be tempting the into such sleazy activities.

[attaturk]

Oi, s'not sleazy at all! ...That was all a coupla decades ago!

[attaturk]

*throws a pot on you*

No way I'm going to be belly dancing!

[attaturk]

[tries to duck]

Kinder ways to say no, Anon! Nothin' wrong with belly dancing!

[attaturk]

*continues to throw more pots*

This is my way of saying no! Belly dancing is so...not cool!

[attaturk]

Go to bed Egypt.

[attaturk]

*twitches* These are cooking pots.

[attaturk]

[getting in his exercise today]

Anon! Don't need to have that kinda reaction! Get it, I get it, ya don't wanna dance!

[attaturk]

*stops throwing them and sighs*

Can I video tape the lesson instead?

[attaturk]

[breaths a sigh of relief]

Got no problem with that!

[ohnobulgaria]

Please tell me that you will remain fully clothed?