part 107 jellybeans in the jar

[aphanon_meme]

I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1

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[anonymous]

[Sets down a large cardboard box in the middle of the meme floor, marked TOYS]

[It is filled with dildos of many shapes and sizes and textures]

gdit I'm JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE

[chibimano]

[opens the box]

Re: gdit I'm JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE

[anonymous]

[There's a shiny red floppy one the color of a ripe tomato right on top!]

Re: gdit I'm JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE

[chibimano]

[picks it up and studies it]

Re: gdit I'm JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE

[anonymous]

[it flops around and looks like it might be fun to use to hit people? Otherwise it's just a normal red rubber dong]

Re: gdit I'm JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE

[chibimano]

[puts it in his pocket. will use it as a weapon. eventually.]

Re: gdit I'm JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE

[anonymous]

[that may or may not have been the whole reason for the thread ♥ I love you Romano]

[notnotawesome]

What kind of toys?!

[anonymous]

The kind you can share with Robert Downey Jr.

[notnotawesome]

Like an Iron Man action figure?!

[anonymous]

...sure! *pats*

[notnotawesome]

[has opened the box and obliviously dug through it]

What gives?! I can't find it!

[anonymous]

I'm sure there's one in there somewhere!

[notnotawesome]

[grabs the entire box and flips it upside-down, emptying the contents onto the meme floor]

This is a rip-off!

[anonymous]

You are not entitled to everything, you know!

[notnotawesome]

Y'all promised me Iron Man!!