part 107 jellybeans in the jar

[aphanon_meme]

I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1

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[anonymous]

[anonymous]

MONTY PYTHON? FUCK YEAH

I feel like going and watching all the episodes again ;3;

[sherlockbrolmes]

I smell a mystery afoot!

[dr_brahtson]

By jove, it's jam!

Toe jam!

Okay, ew.

[sherlockbrolmes]

Excellent observation, my dear Matthew! For once.

Come on old boy, we must investigate further!

[dr_brahtson]

Thank you, Alfred! I do my best. Whaddya' mean "for once", Brolmes? I don't see you solving any mysteries!

I don't know if I really want to get closer to... that, to be perfectly honest with you.

[sherlockbrolmes]

I'm sure you do! C'mon, who's the detective here, you or me?!

[pushes you toward the foot]

Oh, don't be silly! You're a doctor after all, aren't you?! I'm sure you've seen worse!

[dr_brahtson]

Right, right. Technically you, I guess... But that just doesn't make any sense; you're way too dumb to be a detective!

[is pushed arrrgh]

Just because I'm a doctor doesn't mean I go trapezing around between toes sniffing for clues to irrelevant mysteries!

[sherlockbrolmes]

Now go do your job! Analyze, and all that! You're way too lame to be a brave, intelligent lady killer!

Don't tell me your dedication to mystery-solving is faltering!

[dr_brahtson]

But that's your job, Mister Defective. Hey, according to Wikipedia, Watson's a total ladies man!

I'm just saying I don't wanna touch any feet. Seriously, I don't even know where it's been.

[sherlockbrolmes]

Yeah, that's my point, bro. I'm sorry, what was that? I was busy writing down our progress on this case!

[shows his notebook: January 6, 2010. 1:34AM. The supposed "doctor" doesn't even have the balls to touch a measly foot. Some doctor!]

is his notebook from blues clues

[dr_brahtson]

Wikipedia never lies. Wait, aren't I the one who's supposed to be writing about all your "exploits"--

[dr_brahtson]

--[reads]

[takes the notebook from and writes on the next page: January 6, 2010. 1:39AM. The supposed "detective" needs to lay off the hamburgers. Doctor's orders!]

........yes

[sherlockbrolmes]

Hey! Gimme back my Handy Dandy-- I mean, my investigation logs!

[pulls on your mustache hairs]

[dr_brahtson]

[slaps your hand away]

Hey, Brolmes, I think I spot me a clue! A clue!

[sherlockbrolmes]

[whips around and looks for it]

Do you really?! Where is it, Doctor?!