part 107 jellybeans in the jar

[aphanon_meme]

I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1

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[bake_einsamcake]

[reads]

...

Of course you are still my--

What do you mean, she gave you wine?!

[teutonic_pruss]

[tears it out of your hands gdit]

DON'T READ MY STUFF! AND JA! And too bad, I drank that already.

[bake_einsamcake]

DON'T LEAVE IT ON THE MEME IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE READING IT!

You-- I think I need to have a talk with her about that. And for the record, buy new alcohol and I will confiscate it!

[teutonic_pruss]

DON'T BE READING THINGS THAT AREN'T GIVEN TO YOU!

[scowls]

I'll just buy it if I want it, and drink it before you can even come. I'm staying away from you anyway, so why do you care?

[bake_einsamcake]

[eyebrow twitch]

You know what? Just do exactly that; stay away from me. I never thought there would come a time when I'd stop caring about your health, but I honestly can't afford losing my sanity because of you. You are an awful brat and beyond all hope. I think I'll give all responsibility for your upbringing back to Großvater.

[teutonic_pruss]

[well, ouch. Never have children, Germany]

............ [looks away from you and plays with his cape]

You mean, Rome.

[bake_einsamcake]

[he's really terrible with them; totally holds them to the same standards as adults... and of course he's also still angry at the kid]

No, I mean your father, Germanien. But I actually don't care all that much any more as long as I don't have to deal with your antics any longer.

And for the record, this isn't about some old boxers, it's about you making my and other people's lives unnecessarily hard without any reason apart from you enjoying their distress.

/Cheap shot to make u feel bad ;~;

[teutonic_pruss]

[He's a kid, he acts out out of loneliness, fear, a need to test the boundaries and insecurity. He's not mad about the beer, he doesn't get why you're still angry about the boxers, He forgives a lot faster than other people forgive him]

Ja, but it's now Rome.... [ahhh, this is too much for the poor boy, brings his thumb to his mouth and simply bites as hard as he can] Es tut mir leid. I don't do it on purpose.[mumbles to himself] Big me must not be a good bruder if little germany grew up to say things like this. I promise I'll be awesome and never say this to HRE or the small germany no matter how annoying or stupid they're being.

I deserve it ;_;

[bake_einsamcake]

[See, my Germany doesn't even think about his possible reasons. He only sees him as a bother at this point.]

Why is Römisches Kaiserreich... ah, I don't even want to know.

...

[starts feeling a bit sorry as he hears the apology, but knows by now that as soon as he softens up the boy will just play another prank on him]

What was that last part? I didn't understand you.

/n\ /huggssss

[teutonic_pruss]

[at his limit, but totally not crying, knights don't cry!]

[FLAILS AT YOU]

AHHHHH! UNAWESOME! I AWESOMELY SAID THAT BIG ME MUST OF BEEN A HORRIBLE BROTHER IF YOU CAN SAY THINGS LIKE THAT, AND THAT I WOULD NEVER SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO MY LITTLE BRUDER OR LITTLE YOU NO MATTER WHAT THEY DID BECAUSE GOOD BIG BROTHERS DON'T DO THAT!

/hugs back ;3;

[bake_einsamcake]

But- no. No. You- big Preußen, that is- wasn't a horrible brother. He was... a good brother.

[swallows, feeling guilty]

He... did what he could to make sure I would have a good life.

[crouches down to the Teutonic Order's level]

It's just... see, I have a lot of work to do, and it's important that everything goes according to plan, understand? Now if you constantly play pranks on me or distract me otherwise it throws me out of the loop and I get upset because of how significant these things are. In the worst case people will suffer because of my delay. That is why I yell at you, not because I dislike you.

[sighs, lightly squeezes his shoulder]

But... you are my brother, no matter what.

;3;; <3

[teutonic_pruss]

[stares at...D-Did you just put documents and schedule over a human being? He may not fully understand it, but something feels wrong about your priorities.]

.........

[turns his head, to stare off elsewhere as you speak, unknowingly fully displaying his badly bruised face, before shaking you from his shoulder]

I got it, You leave me in peace about stupid things and I'll leave you in peace, period. Alcohol is what knights use to make injuries hurt less.

Have fun with your work, Bruder~

[turns and strides off]

<3

[bake_einsamcake]

[damn straight, that's what he does - for the population's good, of course]

Well, you wouldn't have to leave me alone if you didn't cause me trouble non-stop.

[spots the bruises as the boy turns away, grabs his arm to stop him]

Hold on, where did you get these injuries? And what, using alcohol to numb you against the pain? I can't believe it, you are just a child! I forbid you to continue doing that! Do you want to become like R-- Why on earth didn't you tell somebody about that so they could have treated you?

[teutonic_pruss]

[grabbed?!! pullllllsssss agaiisnnnntttt youuu, He's leavvinnggg if you're gonna be talking about those bruises that totally don't exist]

Nowhere, There's no bruises, And yeah, the nurses at the hospital taught me, and WHAT AM I GOING TO USE THEN? And because It's nothing!

[bake_einsamcake]

[holds him in an iron grip]

Of course they are there, don't try to tell me they aren't! Tell me who did that, and why!

[teutonic_pruss]

Nein, There's not~ And I won't say who, that's unawesome, It's my fault for being stupid and falling for a taunt.