part 107 jellybeans in the jar

[aphanon_meme]

I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1

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[bake_einsamcake]

Wh-what are you doing?!

[throws his jacket over her body]

[fillegentille]

I have been wearing too many clothes today, Allemagne!

[rolls over onto her stomach and lets the jacket roll off her]

[bake_einsamcake]

But it's deep winter! We both have virtually been frozen over since New Year's! Don't you at least want to put on a light dress or something? This isn't an FKK (= nudist) area after all...

[fillegentille]

[changes her mind and rolls back onto her back]

[yawns and smiles up at him]

But it is so terribly warm in here.

[bake_einsamcake]

[covers her up with his jacket again]

...

I, uh, don't want you to catch a cold. And I can't say I find it all that warm.

[fillegentille]

[compromises--moves the jacket so that it's covering her lower body only]

Then let me warm you up!

[bake_einsamcake]

H-how about we warm up together in from of the meme's fireplace? I could make us a hot chocolate again... why don't you, ah, get dressed and we go over there?

[smiles lopsidedly encouragingly]

[fillegentille]

I am quite comfortable where I am. Perhaps you would like to take your shirt off and join me? Just your shirt.

[still ticked off at him :|]

[bake_einsamcake]

[looks around]

Um, honestly I'd rather not. I'm cold.

[fillegentille]

You are.

[rolls over onto her stomach]

[bake_einsamcake]

[doesn't even get it]

Yes, I am.

Um...

[crouches down beside her and super-awkwardly starts massaging her shoulders]

[fillegentille]

Hmmmmm.

[shifts a little, but allows this]

[bake_einsamcake]

[is relieved, continues]

[has really cold hands and isn't very good at it, but will go on until she tells him to stop]

[fillegentille]

[is just happy that he's actually touching her]

A little lower.

[bake_einsamcake]

[obeys, glad she seems to be less irked now]

[fillegentille]

And--put your thumbs on my spine and stretch your hands out, and then rub from the center out.

[tries to ignore his cold hands]