part 107 jellybeans in the jar

[aphanon_meme]

I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1

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[anonymous]

Hey France, if you ever get lonely because of Germany, you know you can always come to me if you need anything. Anything.

WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE щ(ಥДಥщ)

[fillegentille]

How generous of you, anonyme! Perhaps you can help me hang up a few paintings?

AUGH ITS GOTTA HAPPEN ;A;

[anonymous]

...of course?

Where would you like them?

[bake_einsamcake]

Because of me?! Wh-what is that supposed to mean?

And WE DID SCORE ONCE!

[bake_einsamcake]

[anonymous]

Anon already told you, baby :|

[bake_einsamcake]

I'm doing what I can!

[anonymous]

Better hurry up sweety.

Though, I'll do what I ca to help, if you need...

[bake_einsamcake]

I-I'll be fine on my own, thank you..!

щ(ಥДಥщ) BUT THEY'VE NEVER PENIS-IN-VAGINA SCORED щ(ಥДಥщ) щ(ಥДಥщ) щ(ಥДಥ

[fillegentille]

I... um... DOES IT MATTER? щ(ಥДಥ)щ

[bake_einsamcake]

(屮ಥ益ಥ)屮 彡 ┻━┻ IT DOES TO FRANCE, GDI

[fillegentille]

/o\ Y-you knew I was going to be a bad lover..!

[bake_einsamcake]

odfhnjnh FUCK

[anonymous]

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it matters to ANON too

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I'm sorry, I suck as a lover (ಥAಥ)

[bake_einsamcake]

Re: I'm sorry, I suck as a lover (ಥAಥ)

[anonymous]

well if you were immediately good at it, there'd be none of the funtimes soap opera-y aspect or... whatever

so it's alright (´ー｀)/ carry on, my wayward son