part 107 jellybeans in the jar

[aphanon_meme]

I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1

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[anonymous]

Russia: "Finland! I love you so much that after goving you treats and gifts, I raped and tortured the guy with glasses who dared to kiss you, kol kol kol ~ :D"

Finland: . . . (屮ಠДಠ)屮 彡 ┻━┻

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[anonymous]

Oh Russia, you card.

g2b, Romania

[anonymous]

[owned_russia]

WHAT THE---

I... I mean, the Finnish War might've been bad, but Russia never did anything like that, so why would he ever... he really isn't as crazy as some make him look like! I have no idea why some people are so afraid of him...

...

Are there any tables around here?

[anonymous]

Finland, did you just defend Russia?

What's next, Poland defending Russia and Greece defending Turkey?

[owned_russia]

He is my neighbour, anon! Even though we had... a bit of problems in the past I think you should keep moving forward instead of just hanging on to the past.

And especially if it's about something like raping and torturing Sweden I'm very willing to defend him. He. Would. Never. Do. That.

[anonymous]

You should tell Poland that.

[owned_russia]

I'd rather not stick my nose into other people's businesses... I just... just... [ Sighs. ]

[nordvegr]

[drags over a table for him]

1/3

[owned_russia]

Ah... thank you, Norway!

[ Takes a deep breath... ]

(屮ಠДಠ)屮 彡 ┻━┻

[owned_russia]

[ FLIPS THE TABLE WITH EASE. ]

3/3

[owned_russia]

Aaaah... that felt good!

[ Laughs and puts the table back up. ]

Re: 3/3

[nordvegr]

You're welcome.

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[yuuago]

The request started out good and then... urghhh.

Goddamnit Russia is not a rape machine.

... And goddamnit now I want to just go and request some Rus/Fin without all the rape-y stuff etc.

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[setosnicegirl]

Do it. I'd want that filled.

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[yuuago]

Maybe I will - need to think of a concrete prompt first - just because I do like Rus/Fin and there isn't enough of it, ahhh.