part 107 jellybeans in the jar

[aphanon_meme]

I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1

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[bubbleteatime]

America, America! China said he was leaving the meme for like a really, really, really long time and, and that means that no one will be out to get me and that you don't owe him a lot of money, so you don't have to worry about him anymore!

[mapleontop]

[ Blinks and returns back to Earth. ]

Oh yeah, I like you, Taiwan. [ Smiles. ] You're, um... really cute.

[bubbleteatime]

I am?

Oh yeah, I am! Of course I am. Yeah, thanks, Canada! I think you're pretty cute, too.