part 107 jellybeans in the jar

[aphanon_meme]

I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1

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[schaduwland]

[does his dare during deadhour so as few people as possible will notice.

Opens a can of Danish beer and takes a tiny sip.]

Gee... This sure is... the best beer I've ever had... Surely better than... any of my brands...

[takes out his kazoo and hums a sad song, because he wishes he were drinking actual alcohol.]

buhyoo ;3;

[schaduwland]

...And then what.

nee u

[gayway]

Just give it, guy. You'll see.

Re: nee u

[schaduwland]

[puts the beer can down and reluctantly puts out his hand]

If it's something gross or weird I'm gonna beat you up.

[gayway]

As if you'd dare t'do that.

[places an envelope in your hands]

[schaduwland]

You bet I would. [...an envelope? Looks at it, then starts to open it]

pfft sorry

[gayway]

[there's something inside]

[fidgest and starts to wander around]

/never 4gives

[schaduwland]

[looks it over, then snorts and starts to rip it up, as it says 'destroy'.]

It's fine, Norway. Hatchet buried.

(ﾉ◉д◉)ﾉ :｡･:*:･ﾟ'✿,｡･:*:❀･ﾟ'❁ ?!

[gayway]

[are you taking this seriously]

Fie, guy. Ididn'tmeanitthattimewhenIsaidthosethings.

wowww what a trip bro

[schaduwland]

[he's a very serious nation]

Yeah, your letter said. [claps your shoulder] Don't worry.

[gayway]

[LIES]

[jolted]

Takk, bror. Thanks, brother.

And tell me that you were dared to drink Danish beer.

[schaduwland]

Ugh, of course I was. I wouldn't drink this crap otherwise.

[gayway]

[stays away from the smell]

Wash that out asap, ugh.

[schaduwland]

I don't have anything else on me. [...blows on the kazoo. Sadly.]

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[gayway]

[stays away]

[FAR AWAY]

[waves good luck]

[schaduwland]

I love your Heineken. Not so fond of Amstel though.