part 107 jellybeans in the jar

[aphanon_meme]

I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1

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[schaduwland]

[does his dare during deadhour so as few people as possible will notice.

Opens a can of Danish beer and takes a tiny sip.]

Gee... This sure is... the best beer I've ever had... Surely better than... any of my brands...

[takes out his kazoo and hums a sad song, because he wishes he were drinking actual alcohol.]

[schaduwland]

[claps your shoulder happily] Finally, an anon with taste.

[schaduwland]

Ahah I hope you're not insulted about Amstel.

[schaduwland]

Just 'cause I like all of them doesn't mean you have to. At least you like Heineken.

http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/28990.html?thread=274802494#t274802494

[lux_n_burg]

...You too? That can not be healthy Brudder.
*slips a note that reads "I was dared to kick you in the ...balls... maybe you can put the can down a little, so that it seems like I tried to kick them, but instead kick just the can or something?"*
*coughs* Ever wondered, if all those dares were actually planned by Denmark himself?

[schaduwland]

100 euros says they are.

[lux_n_burg]

[ooc: points up to white-text ;3;]
No wonder that he has to dare others to drink it, it is even a shelf warmer at the low prices here.
*shakes head*

[schaduwland]

[grins a little] Exactly.

http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/28990.html?thread=274838078#t274838078

[lux_n_burg]

*Smiles a little, but starts to fidget.*

*To do his other dare now or not, since you're a bit distracted now - but still...*

anon you suck

[schaduwland]

[GODDAMNIT LUXEMBOURG DO YOU WANT NEPHEWS OR NIECES OR NOT]

..you okay?

[lux_n_burg]

[ooc: I tried to be sneaky in the first post. ;3;]
*tears his hair a little*

Jo, jo I am fine. I was just thinking... *frustrated sigh* It does not matter.

*Will postpone it until he actually has a reason to do it, or never do it. - Sorry anon, he is the wrong nation for these kind of dares.*

[schaduwland]

[gosh darn I am dumb hahahaha. Let's pretend.... he only notices it right now]

You look a little sick. [...discreetly.... tries to put the can in front of his genitals]

1/2

[lux_n_burg]

[ooc: No worries & okay! o7]

Neen I am... *blinks*

*Aims - prays - and kicks...*

2/2

[lux_n_burg]

*...and manages to hit the can*

*it bounces off, of your leg a little and lands around two meters away from them*

Um...Sorry about that. And I think I need to train more...*rubs his foot*

By the way, I hate dares!

Re: 2/2

[schaduwland]

... [s-so tiny and weird, bro]

Yeah, I know the feeling.

Re: 2/2

[lux_n_burg]

*is in rant-mode now~*

I mean nobody can tell me, they play it like that at home...what would that even look like?
I dare you to push your grandpa off the stairs and make out with your best friends mum or your sister - or what?!

Really, dat Anonym! *pouts* Mä, I need to have a talk with them, if they hold a grudge against you or me or ech do not know...

*Takes a deep breath and tries to calm down again.*