part 108 stars of destiny

[aphanon_meme]

... I hope that anon is around to see the part title! I still don't know what it means, but oh well. Also It's a week into January and I'm already tired of January weather... it's colder than a witch's bum here. D:

Enjoy part 108! :)

(PS - There is a holiday anon meme gift event going on here!) (requesting is over but you can still fill

Comments

+1

[anonmemeslide]

[still in the meme playground, waiting to be of use]

Re: +1

[mccartheyator]

It's red.

THIS SLIDE IS COMMUNIST!

/blacklists

Re: +1

[anonmemeslide]

[C-communist? But... I'm a slide!]

glaring anachronisms go!

[mccartheyator]

But you can be a communist slide.

I bet you were made in China.

[anonmemeslide]

[But... but...!]

[My good man, I assure you, where I was made does not impact how I bring joy to playground-goers of all ages!]

[mccartheyator]

All playground goers? Even communist ones?

But I suppose since there is no joy in communism I can suspect you slightly less.

[anonmemeslide]

[I don't discriminate based on social structure! Anyone who stops by is free to slide on me!]

[Only slightly...?]

[mccartheyator]

Non-discrimination is also a part of communism. If you were a good slide you'd stop anybody who's communist from sliding on you.

Indeed. You can never be sure who's a communist.

[anonmemeslide]

[But I am a good slide...! And it's not like you can tell if someone's a communist just by looking at them...]

[mccartheyator]

Good slides aren't the color of communism. And if that's the case how can I tell that you're a communist right now?

[anonmemeslide]

[But, I'm also blue. If you painted some white on me, I'd be the colors of the American flag!]

[...Because I don't even know how to be communist?]

wait how am i even talking to you

[mccartheyator]

But there is no white, meaning that I can see right through your clever disguise and see that you're a communist, because if you were a good slide you would have already painted yourself with some white.

You don't have to know how to be something to be one. There are plenty of people in the government who don't know what they're doing but still are there.

I... don't even know. Magic slide-talking powers?

[anonmemeslide]

[But I have no limbs! And no money to buy paint. Or a paintbrush. Maybe some teenagers stuck white gum under me?]

[Getting a job without experience is different from living a lifestyle you don't understand!]

[mccartheyator]

I don't think there's any paint in the USSR. And that can't count if nobody can see it.

How should I know if you weren't hired by communists to sit in this park to provide amusement to their communist children? That seems rather hard to understand, and yet it would make perfect sense, because you must be a communist slide.

[anonmemeslide]

[But, sir, I'm in the middle of Meme Park. I'm nowhere even close to Europe. Or Asia.]

[I assure you, I'm not working for anyone. I was placed here by the community to ensure a fun park experience for all children! Or teenagers. Or adults with no shame. Besides, if anyone hired me to do anything, I'd be complaining by now.]

[mccartheyator]

There are communists everywhere. Not just in the USSR. But their comrades in America might try to live like them.

Community sounds like communists. Are you sure that's what they said?