part 109 awesome people

[aphanon_meme]

... that was totally awesome. You guys are totally awesome. I don't know how many comments it was anon for, but... good job, meme. Good job. And in addition to that particular amazing feat, 24 extra comments in a dead hour maxing!

Enjoy part 109! :)

(PS - There is a holiday anon meme gift event going on here!) (requesting is over but you can

Comments

http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/29571.html?thread=279474819#t279607683

[lotus_papyrus]

[comes in, wearing a hijab and a woman's jilaabah, and carrying planks of wood and a toolbox]

[drops the wood and kneels down a little awkwardly in front of it]

[opens the box and pulls out the necessary tools to start hammering things together]

Re: wow late

[attaturk]

Uhhh. ...Depends on how big we're makin' this garden! Good size rocks, I'd say! Gotta scope the landscape for the perfect one's first!

Re: wow late

[lotus_papyrus]

How big is a good-sized rock, do you think? I'm not very strong.

Re: wow late

[attaturk]

Eh, well, you know!

[gestures vaguely - it could be about the size of a small child to a large dog]

Somethin' like that! S'alright 'cause I'll be here to help with the lifting!

Think it's time for me to turn in. Thanks for threading with me!

[lotus_papyrus]

[holy mother of-]

That's, that's really... That sounds like the start of an awesome garden!

Likewise, good night! ♥

[attaturk]

Gonna be great!

[lotus_papyrus]

[stands up one of the planks, looking between it and you, squinting a little, as if measuring to build it to your exact specifications]

But I was dared to build a sandbox, Sadiq.

And a sandbox I will build.

[sets the plank back down and marks it with a pencil]

[attaturk]

[eyes your work dubiously]

Same thing, a box of rocks!

Me an' Anon think a zen garden'd be much better!

[lotus_papyrus]

Then why don't you two build one yourselves.

[attaturk]

Why, when you're already buildin' one more or less?

Unless ya think I couldn't! It'd be better than yours too! Can't say the sand'd be so fine but then I'm not lookin' for sand!

[lotus_papyrus]

[wasn't trying to challenge you, not at all]

[but now that you've mentioned it]

I don't think you have the discipline. Or intelligence.

[attaturk]

Oi! Don't get to havin' been an Empire with out a little discipline! And intelligence.

[...makes a mental note to bother Japan about rock gardens later]

[lotus_papyrus]

Perhaps.

But I think you've grown a little...weak in your old age. Mentally, as well as physically.

[attaturk]

Not that old, damn it all! Farthest thing from weak, bet I'm stronger than you!

Thinkin' you're jus' gettin' more immature!

[lotus_papyrus]

Immature?

And yet, I'm the one toiling away while you stand there making useless comments.

[attaturk]

I'm not the one gettin' dared to dress like a woman, either!