part 112 sneezes in a day

Jan 14, 2010 17:29

Sorry for the delay, guys! I wasn't able to get online until now. Also I think I'm coming down with a cold blahh I hate sneezing and being stuffed up. At least you can't pass sickness through the internet.

Enjoy part 112! :)

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tiny_limey January 16 2010, 01:09:15 UTC
[has fetched a box and is now standing on it to get a better view of what you're doing]

What are you cooking?

And, more imporantly, what he hell is that thing you're wearing?

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teaorgtfo January 16 2010, 01:15:29 UTC
[stares at you for a while, and reaches out as if to touch your eyebrows, then jerks his hand back]

Didn't anyone teach you it was rude to bother people when they're busy?

This [jabs a thumb at the apron] is an apron, and this [points at the bowl] is delicious apple pie.

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tiny_limey January 16 2010, 01:22:50 UTC
What the hell is your problem? -hmph-

A-anyway, I can't see how I'm bothering you.

Yes, but why is it so girly? At least the contents of the bowl seem worthwhile.

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teaorgtfo January 16 2010, 01:45:28 UTC
It's not girly! The rose is a very fine and noble flower.

...besides, it's the only one I could find.

[dumps some more cinnamon in, then starts to mix the stuff with his hands]

[doesn't look at you for a couple minutes, then pauses and sighs]

What's your name, boy?

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tiny_limey January 16 2010, 01:52:01 UTC
-hmph- If you say so.

[watches you mix]

I'm England, why?

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teaorgtfo January 16 2010, 02:02:13 UTC
I'm England!

[thumps his chest, leaving a splodge of pastry on the apron]

Well technically I'm the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland now, but most people still call me England anyway.

Which means you ought to listen to what I say, since I'm you. Well, assuming you're not a girl, anyway.

[tilts his head and examines you curiously]

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tiny_limey January 16 2010, 02:09:09 UTC
I'm aware of that.

But why such a long name, and what the hell has Ireland got to go with anything?

And I'm not a girl, why are even bringing that up?

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teaorgtfo January 16 2010, 02:29:45 UTC
You wouldn't believe the things I've seen.

[folds his arms]

Christ, you ask a lot of questions! It's long because it includes Scotland, and obviously we couldn't just use my name, 'cause he gets all huffy. So does Wales for that matter. As for Ireland...

[long pause, he swallows nervously] That's complicated. When are you from, anyway?

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tiny_limey January 16 2010, 02:37:07 UTC
[a lot of that went flying over his head]

When did Scotland's opinion start mattering? Or Wēalas.

And why just the northern part of...

Ah, n-nevermind.

[starts working it out with his fingers]

Around the year of our lord nine hundred-and...err nine hundred-and-eighty... one?

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teaorgtfo January 16 2010, 02:49:09 UTC
[runs his fingers through his hair; his mouth hangs open in shock]

Blimey! As long as that, eh? Well, I suppose you are quite small.

[reaches out to squeeze your shoulder]

It'll all make sense when you're older. If I tell you now, the universe might implode, like in one of America's stupid films, which, if he asks, I've never watched.

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disapproved crusts tiny_limey January 16 2010, 03:01:58 UTC
It was quite a shock to find myself so far, ahead. To put it lightly. [sighs] Not that small. -hmph-

[gives you a puzzled look]

America's what?

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dammit captcha teaorgtfo January 16 2010, 03:13:39 UTC
Films. Movies.

[waves his hands]

It's not important. Have you ever tasted apple pie? If I remember rightly, modern sugar ought to be quite a treat for you, eh?

[attempts a friendly smile]

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damnit indeed tiny_limey January 16 2010, 03:21:48 UTC
e.. pie [tries to remeber something]

Ah, America gave me some the other day. Or at east, I think what this 'pie' is.

[eyes widen]

S-sugar?

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teaorgtfo January 16 2010, 03:31:38 UTC
[stares at you and laughs softly]

That's right, sugar! Sweet, delicious, used to be very expensive a while back, but you can have as much as you like now!

[reaches out and almost pats your head, but changes his mind at the last minute and pulls it back]

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tiny_limey January 16 2010, 03:44:49 UTC
It's like honey but sweeter and better and...

I can? Where is it? [searches the area in front of him but stops]

Weren't you making something?

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teaorgtfo January 16 2010, 03:49:03 UTC
I was.

You can't just eat sugar, we put the sugar in the pie.

But you knew that, of course. [forces himself to laugh] Ahahahaha!

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