part 117 galloping hordes

[aphanon_meme]

Hi guys! In case you didn't know, there is scheduled LJ downtime on (I thiiink) January 23rd, 3 am UTC. If I'm not mistaken, that's in about 3 hours from now.

Enjoy part 117!

(PS - There is a holiday anon meme gift event going on here!) (requesting is over but you can still fill!)
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Comments

[mrbluesky]

DAMNIT

[notnotawesome]

Ha ha! How do ya like that, y'little weeny?!

[teutonic_pruss]

Your hands are pudgier than my baby brother's. You must be fat, old man.

[notnotawesome]

WHO'RE YOU CALLIN--?!

DUMB LITTLE KID, Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!! C'MERE!

[carries you to a tree and hooks you by your cape to a fairly high branch]

[teutonic_pruss]

...

[Time to display his military training, grabs his cape, pulls himself up, and climbs up that branch, hell yeah]

...

[throws a kit kat bar on the floor]

[notnotawesome]

...Woah, that's kinda cool!

[picks up the kit kat]

[contemplates throwing it at your head]

[starts eating it anyway]

Hey, kid!! Where'd you learn 'em moves?!

[teutonic_pruss]

Fatty!

I learned it from the knights! Now come and get me down from here!

[notnotawesome]

I ain't gettin' you down from nothin' if y'all won't stop callin' me that!!

[teutonic_pruss]

What's y'all mean? Ja, fine, I won't call you that if you can get me down~

[notnotawesome]

Huh? Y'all? That's... y'know! Like all y'all!

Are ya sorry?! Like, real, real sorry?!

[teutonic_pruss]

...Is it an animal?

Ja~ sure! I'm sorry~

[notnotawesome]

What the heck're y'all talkin' about?! I ain't talkin' about no animals...

Didn't really catch that, kid!!

[cups his ear toward you]

[teutonic_pruss]

YOU SOUND RETARDED! UNAWESOME!

YOU'RE MESSING WITH ME! THAT'S IT, I'M JUMPING!

[DOES SO, AND IS FALLING RIGHT TOWARDS YOU, AHHHH CATCH HIM CATCH HIM!!!AHHHH]

[notnotawesome]

HEY!! WHAT'S UP WITH Y-- DANGIT, I'LL GET YA, DON'T J-- ARGH!!

[you land on his face oww]

[teutonic_pruss]

[SAVEDDD!! WILL BE TAKING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SCOOT BACK AND PLACE GUM ON TEXAS]

BE AWESOME AND DON'T MESS WITH ME, FATTY!

[GETS OFF YOU, KICKS DIRT ANGRILY AT YOU, AND STORMS OFF!]

lol i need to stop letting al lose sometime

[notnotawesome]

[knocked unconscious from your fat ass]