part 121 boats in a bathtub

[aphanon_meme]

... man, I used to love playing with plastic boats in the bathtub when I was little. I don't know why I thought of that today. Anyway, sorry for the delay (not sure when it maxed) I was eating dinner! Steak AND POTATOES, nom nom. :D

Enjoy part 121! :)

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Comments

[cestfrancais]

Good evening, my dear anonymous friends! It is simply my pleasure to bring you another edition of France's Radio Show!

So please, if you are so inclined, call in and ask your dear big brother France for some beautiful advice, and he will be most willing to lend a hand.

Ohoho!

[not_america]

U-uhm!

W-well, I...!

[not_america]

[sounds of Canada fumbling with the phone and then an "ACK, NO--!" before the phone clicks]

[cestfrancais]

...I see?

[goes to his next caller]

[cestfrancais]

BIG BRO, BIG BRO

I think I have a fear of getting close to people! How do I fix it?

[cestfrancais]

Ah, my dear anonymous!

Such a fear is one that can only be overcome with time, practise and exposure. You must work on your own to conquer such a fear, and to enjoy the pleasures of closeness!

[cestfrancais]

ugh

i'll let you touch my boobs if you do my homework

[cestfrancais]

Hmm.

What kind of work, my lovely?

[cestfrancais]

A reading for English, but I'm behind so it's like... 60 pages.

[cestfrancais]

Perhaps our lovely Angleterre would be more suited to such arduous and barbaric work.

[cestfrancais]

[calls in]

[cestfrancais]

[picks up with some flare]

France's marvellous radio show! How may I help you this evening!

[cestfrancais]

Get yourself a piece of chalk and write "The G-Spot does not exist" on every inch of the Eiffel Tower until it looks like some sort of white-chocolate trinket Al would want melted in his pocket. You're probably the only one that can talk some sense into yourself.

[cestfrancais]

Angleterre, stop calling this line.

[cestfrancais]

So, there's this guy who every time sees me, says, " [my name] I love you!" And, if I don't say anything back, he gets this puppy face and yeah.. Does this mean he likes me? And the other day I totally found a pepsi can in my locker with my name on it and a heart. I asked if he gave it to me, but he said he didn't.... (I don't know how to take that) I'm thinking there's no way he likes me, because he has a girlfriend (I think).... So yeah, help, dear France?

[cestfrancais]

Ah, such are the perils of the young heart! I think it is most important you inquire further into this suave gentleman's personal situation before you come to a more amorous conclusion!