part 126 really weird knickknacks

[aphanon_meme]

You know what's weird sometimes? Knickknacks. My friend has a knickknack of a clown sitting on a tire playing a harp. It's just weird. ... I don't know. Anyway! It always surprises me when you guys go past the comment limit when it's early morning/late night. It probably shouldn't since it tends to be active, but, still

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Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic

[anonymous]

The floor of a Weight Watchers clinic in Växjö in south central Sweden collapsed on Wednesday night beneath a group of about 20 participants in the diet programme.

http://www.thelocal.se/24374/20100114/

Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic

[lionofthenorth]

[ Was just about to take another bite out of Luxembourg's heart shaped doughnut thing. ]

.............

[ Stares at tummy. ]

Anon... Ya think m'gettin' fat?

Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic

[anonymous]

How much do you work out? After all, muscle weighs more than fat!

Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic

[lionofthenorth]

[ May have been quite busy feeling sorry for himself and done more stuffing his face than working out. ]

[ Guilty look. ]

Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic

[anonymous]

Huh, now that I think about it ... you might have gained a few pounds.

[ gazes at, very closely ]

Well, maybe not ... a few pounds, just a substantial amount of pudge, but ... hmm.

Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic

[lionofthenorth]

.....!!

[ Pokes tummy. Soft! ]

[ Panic! ]

Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic

[anonymous]

Alright, umm, maybe that wasn't ... the best way to phrase it.

You're just looking, uh, a bit more solid than usual? Your girth has ... slightly increased?

Okay, so there's really no good way to say it.

[ pats on the shoulder and offers a doughnut ]

Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic

[lionofthenorth]

...........

Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic

[anonymous]

[ waves the doughnut back and forth temptingly, letting the wonderful scent waft in his direction. ]

Come on, you know you want it, take the doughnut ...

Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic

[lionofthenorth]

[ Leans ever so slightly in the general direction of the doughnut. ]

Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic

[anonymous]

That's a good little Sweden ... open your mouth.

[ stuffs the doughnut in his mouth and pulls another box out of hammerspace ]

What were you saying about feeling chubby?

[ unfortunately, these are fresh-baked doughnuts, and as such, are bound to smell entirely irresistible. ]

Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic

[lionofthenorth]

[ So irresistible. Munch, munch. ]

[ Stares at new box of doughnuts. ]

Uh... bett'r not eat 'ny more....

Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic

[anonymous]

Why not? If you don't eat them, they'll go to waste! And wasting food is bad.

Besides, you've been having a rough patch, haven't you? Just a few more couldn't hurt ...

[ lets the delicious, fresh-baked scent waft towards him again. oh, how could anyone resist?! ]

I'm off to bed now! ...thanks for the doughnuts. <3

[lionofthenorth]

S'better if ya eat 'em yerself, anon. S'okay.

[ Now stares at floor instead of doughnuts. ]

you're very welcome. <3

[anonymous]

Well, if you insist.

But I'll leave a few here, for you to have later ...

Not an anon, buuuuuuut ;3;

[owned_russia]

...weeell we could always take up Nordic walking again? It was really trendy just a couple of years back!