part 126 really weird knickknacks

[aphanon_meme]

You know what's weird sometimes? Knickknacks. My friend has a knickknack of a clown sitting on a tire playing a harp. It's just weird. ... I don't know. Anyway! It always surprises me when you guys go past the comment limit when it's early morning/late night. It probably shouldn't since it tends to be active, but, still

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[bake_einsamcake]

Bruder!

[grabs his arm]

Do you-- do you think it would be acceptable to give your partner neither flowers nor chocolate on Valentine's Day? Hypothetically, I mean?

[isn't in a panic, no, not at all]

so german ;3; /it's okay

[schaduwland]

[looks genuinely scared for a second, then folds his arms and glares with all his might] I told you, Jesus! I asked her for help with Japan and then she told me it bothered her you two don't have sex! Christ!

And don't believe anons, they never tell the truth!

Ohoho, /copypastes

[bake_einsamcake]

I heard him say "Hey baby, wanna see my Nether Lands?" while France was all "Le ew. Do not want." And then he started saying that you were cheating on her!! And he was rude to her!

Oh man, you guys

[bake_einsamcake]

[tries to tower over Netherlands; too bad he is tall as well]

She-- she wouldn't have told you that! [blushes furiously] And it's not even true! I have to wonder what makes you come up with such nasty lies?

[listens to anon; glares daggers at Netherlands, grabs his collar for real this time]

You said what to her?! You bastard, why-- what did either of us ever do to you?

F5F5F5F5

[bake_einsamcake]

And you know what he did afterwards?

He walked on a field of grass.

A field of grass that had this sign; http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/9706/4772862.jpg

s-sorry friends came over a;dslkf

[schaduwland]

[yanks Germany's hands off him again, looking genuinely angry now]

She told me that because she's fucking sick of you being too much of a goddamn coward to touch her and it frustrates her! Are ya glad you asked me now? She's not happy!

Don't worry, man! And oh God, will they beat each other up on Valentine's Day?

[bake_einsamcake]

[clenches his fists as well as his teeth]

Excuse me? How do you even come up with all this rubbish?! She would never tell you these things, even if she had reason to complain, which she doesn't!

What possessed you to harass her like that and tell her lies? And what the hell were you doing on that grass?!

[is virtually steaming with fury]

hahaha oh man they're too much alike, really.

[schaduwland]

I wasn't walking on any grass, motherf-- Christ!

She doesn't have any reason to complain? Hey, tell me, how many times have you two done it, huh? I'm just throwing this out there, but would it be once while you were drunk? And did she try about 4 other times, but you sabotaged it? That sound familiar, Germany?

/Anon has no problems admitting her lies if you guys want a happy ending

[bake_einsamcake]

I think it's too late, anon. And Netherlands, the ladies will be less than impressed... /o\

[bake_einsamcake]

Then how come anon saw you walk on it, Käskopp?

A-and this is absolutley none of your busi-- [listens, speechless]

...

You-- you asshole, how-- you spied on us. YOU SPIED ON US?!

[beating him up in three, two, one...]

PFFT HAHAHA GERMANY asshole. Also they never are 8(

[schaduwland]

FUCKING CHRIST, SHE TOLD ME, WHY IS IT SO HARD TO BELIEVE PEOPLE TELL ME THINGS. [getting in defensive stance himself, not gonna go down easy!]

Anon's the real asshole! And yeah, I guess they have little reason to be. /sob

[bake_einsamcake]

BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE A SINGLE REASON WHY SHE WOULD TELL A SHADY FIGURE LIKE YOU ABOUT HER-- PROBLEMS!

No, no; you followed us around and watched-- ugh, I can't even-- you disgusting, filthy pervert!

[flings himself at him]

[fuck diplomacy]

they both fail so hard.

[schaduwland]

[fuck diplomacy indeed! He was gonna defend his honour, or at least insult Germany's hideous and pale backside, but in the face of getting beat up by Germany, he'll just throw a punch and try to sweep the other guy's legs out from underneath him]

Best. Valentine's Day. Ever.

[bake_einsamcake]

/Tapes this. All of this.

Failure-as-a-boyfriend brofist? We'll have to shoop some bruises on them... oh man, what losers

[bake_einsamcake]

[takes Netherlands down with him; tries to get the upper hand as the roll around punching / kicking / elbowing / otherwise-trying-to-harm each other]

I knew you were-- [gasps for air as netherlands pushes him down]-- kind of weird, but I'd never have thought you to be-- [knees him in the ribs; uses the opportunity to get on top again] such an awful-- [gets an elbow in the jaw, retaliates with a headbutt that hurts them both]-- neighbour!

s-sob

[schaduwland]

[curses loudly as his head smacks back against the pavement, but his knee shoots out to hit Germany in the gut] I always knew you were one, you distrustful little shit! [tries to roll back on top, his nose bleeding, ribs a little bruised, and several bruises on the rest of his body too] I can't believe you'd trust anon over me!