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aphanon_meme

part 127 little candy hearts

Feb 14, 2010 17:18

... that taste like chalk! Happy Valentine's Day! I got everyone some cards... and by "got them" I mean saw them posted online and thought they were adorable enough to share with you guys! here you go!

Also, if I'm right, it's Lunar New Year, too! Happy Lunar New Year! :D

Enjoy part 127! :)

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Re: TAGTEAM'D fillegentille February 15 2010, 16:35:14 UTC

[rolls up the newspaper she was reading]

[whaps him on the nose with it]

Re: TAGTEAM'D maple_sickles February 15 2010, 16:47:08 UTC

[makes a throaty noise]

Would you like to join us, then?

Re: TAGTEAM'D fillegentille February 15 2010, 16:50:56 UTC

[wants to]

[so bad]

[hasn't had sex in nearly two weeks]

...non.

Re: TAGTEAM'D maple_sickles February 15 2010, 16:55:14 UTC

But maman, I've been so naughty! And my dearest has a new crop that needs breaking int!

Don't deny your little boy...

[pouts]

Re: TAGTEAM'D fillegentille February 15 2010, 17:54:43 UTC

[her figurative balls are too blue for this shit]

Non.

Re: TAGTEAM'D maple_sickles February 15 2010, 18:08:22 UTC

[stretches]

[shirt rides up teasingly]

Ma-maaaaaaaaaaaaannnn....

Re: TAGTEAM'D fillegentille February 15 2010, 18:16:01 UTC

[the effect is not nearly so appealing if you don't have breasts, son]

[stuffs another beignet in his mouth halfway through his whining]

Re: TAGTEAM'D maple_sickles February 15 2010, 18:19:38 UTC

[mmph]

[chews and swallows dutifully]

I cannot lie; I an rather disappointed.

Re: TAGTEAM'D maple_sickles February 15 2010, 18:19:55 UTC

[mmph]

[chews and swallows dutifully]

I cannot lie; I am rather disappointed.

Re: TAGTEAM'D fillegentille February 15 2010, 18:25:56 UTC

Maman is making an attempt at monogamy!

Re: TAGTEAM'D maple_sickles February 15 2010, 18:36:24 UTC

[chokes!]

[snorts]

[tries to cover it up]

[is unsuccessful]

Mon--!

Monogamy?! You?

[ahem]

I...see...

[no he doesn't]

Re: TAGTEAM'D fillegentille February 15 2010, 18:43:00 UTC

Attempting. And succeeding.

[doesn't look even a little bit happy]

Re: TAGTEAM'D maple_sickles February 15 2010, 18:45:47 UTC

[tilts head]

[continues to stretch languidly in the chair]

Germany must be a phenomenal lover, then! I knew that buttoned-up workaholic had it in him.

Come, maman, you must tell me everything.

Re: TAGTEAM'D fillegentille February 15 2010, 18:50:38 UTC

[slaps a smile on] There is nothing to tell! At all!

Re: TAGTEAM'D maple_sickles February 15 2010, 20:12:25 UTC

But I've shared everything with you! Talk to your fils.

S'il te plait!

Re: TAGTEAM'D fillegentille February 15 2010, 20:18:21 UTC

There is quite literally nothing to tell.

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