part 131 snowmen

[aphanon_meme]

For some reason, I thought this was part 132 and almost named it the wrong number... I did that one time, a long while back. It's one of my greatest fears... okay not really a fear, but. Anyway! My week has been snowy so far. What about your's?

Enjoy part 131! :)

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[bubbleteatime]

[ has to make a call right now but DOESN'T HAVE A CELLPHONE. FFFFFFUCKING-- ]

Stupid Kowloon, stupid, stupid...

[ in a telephone booth with a frog-shaped coin purse--that's empty ]

Goddammit! [ FLIPS A COIN PURSE ]

[bubbleteatime]

Are you alright, Taipei?

1/2

[bubbleteatime]

Kowloon took my fucking cellphone, how the hell am I supposed to be--

[bubbleteatime]

[ BREATHE IN, BREATHE OUT ]

... You got change?

[bubbleteatime]

I have money, but it's my money. Why should I give it to you?

[bubbleteatime]

... 'Cause I totally need it more than you do?

[bubbleteatime]

I need money to live. You're just ideas.

[bubbleteatime]

Ideas need funding! Fund me, anon!

[bubbleteatime]

What kind of return do you offer on my investment?

[bubbleteatime]

Uuuum... A safer, cleaner, more efficient meme... with better health care! And stuff.

[bubbleteatime]

Nice try sugar.

I'm charging 50% interest on all loans.

[bubbleteatime]

Is that on a bimonthly basis?

[bubbleteatime]

No, I want my money back the next time I see you!

*jiggles coins in pocket, making a clinking sound*

[bubbleteatime]

But that's like, ten pages away.

... sure, I can do that!

[bubbleteatime]

Alright then.

[pulls out a contract]

Sign here, initial here, fingerprint here, attach a lock of hair here, and we're good to go.

[bubbleteatime]

[ signs, writes her initials, puts a fingerprint, attaches a lock of hair from the dog they had for dinner last night ]

Done!